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What is merlot?
When your drink order is taking too long
the wine delivery guy’s been stuck in the same spot for 10 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think we all got mugged for merlot tonight
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merlot - video
Merlot - what is it?
Intellectually lazy, college educated adults who jack each other off with pseudo-intellectual banter.
Katherine Lanpher is big with the merlot sippers.
That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.
What does "merlot" mean?
Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.
"I thought I was going to die. I just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot."
Merlot - what does it mean?
A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.
"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"
Merlot - meaning
Noun: Dick Slinging Wine. A sophisticated beverage showing it’s going down.
Girl 1: I went on a date last night and he ordered a bottle of 2004 Merlot.
Girl 2: Damm girl, he was slinging that dick all night long.
Merlot - definition
a type of black bird. that can be peaceful, elegant, pretty, hyper and even depressive. this bird is known for its beauty and its ways of sticking to other birds.
"What kind of bird is that?"
"thats a merlot."
"oooh. its pretty."
Merlot - slang
mer·lo·tion·al
adjective
1. pertaining to or involving emotion or the emotions; alcohol enduced, usually wine-merlot.
"Did you cry during The Bachelor last night?"
"Yes, I was SO merlotional."
"Girl, Merlot gets me every time!"
Merlot
gettin bombed on fine red wine
That girl is drinking pints of red wine shes gonna be merloted in an hour
Merlot
A type of grape made into a wine a dark red wine. strong taste, not for everyone. For the ones that are fine wine lovers or the ones of a great palet. Merlot is a very romantic wine. best aged but also good not aged.
"would you like some merlot?"
"yes please."
"it has been aged since 1990"
"Wow, it must be delicous."
Merlot
An attractive older woman. Aged well over the years.
Billy's mom is old....but what a merlot!