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What is old?
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Darling, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
What a drag it is getting old!
old - meme gif
old - video
Old - what is it?
a term hipsters use to describe someone over the age of... 30?
ugh, she sounds like an old. {sad face}
What does "old" mean?
"your lebron shoes are old".
Old - what does it mean?
having large saggy wrinkly multicolored ears. sometimes they're so gnarly if you squint real hard it looks like and old dude's face
you're too old to be breastfed
Old - meaning
"Woah, look at that guy over there."
"Stuart?"
"Yeah, he is so old."
"No wonder all the girls like him."
Old - definition
Something or someone outdated, obsolete, no longer needed.
"A person can die at age 100 and not be considered old it seems."
-me
"5.25'' disks? Those are old man, obsolete. Why're you still using that?"
Old - slang
Something that was said and/or done repeatedly that has been totally played out. Tired. Annoying.
The past he kept bringing up to my face is gotten real old right about now!
Old
You begin to be old when people who deliver pizzas are systematically younger than you.
(See young)
Anyway im even too old to command pizzas by now.
Old
that which is not new
Matrix Revolutions was an old movie.
Old
Old is when its more expensive to buy the candles, than the cake to put it on.
candles cost $.25 a piece, and you are 60 years old making the total cost of candles $15. the cake costs $4.