Definder - what does the word mean?

What is bruised?

The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.

"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"

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Bruised - what is it?

a new term for sex

denting them thighs

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What does "bruised" mean?

Bruise- a combination of the words "break" and "lose." My brother always does this :(

You noobert! Why did you bruise the stupid computer again!????!1111

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Bruised - what does it mean?

A verd. Eqivalent of burn, to diss someone. An insult used by the third party after first part makes fun of a second party.

George: That lady is hawt.
Paco: Your mom is hawt.
Jeffy: BRUISED!

On man, you got bruised!

That's a bad bruise!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Bruised - meaning

Anal sex. The male inserts the penis into the female (or male) anus, and thrusts outward and inward. See also : Butt fucking, ass sex, fag festivity

I'm ganna bruise her good, mothafucka!

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Bruised - definition

Temporarily hurt or emotionally upset

You bruised, bro?

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Bruised - slang

Getting so drunk that you find bruises on youself the next day.

I can't believe how bruised I was last night at the club, I have purple welts all over my body to prove it!

Let's go get bruised! I haven't had a good bruising since New Years Eve.

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Bruised

To bruise a girl with your penis.

1 "Hey man what did you do last night"
2 "I did, "the bruise""

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Bruised

a discoloration in the skin from a ruptured vein, this can also be called a "hicky" sometimes.

She came in to the cafeteria after x period and I noticed a bruise on her neck, thigh, and foot. I realized then either she got her ass jumped after she left or I'm gonna get my ass beat after I leave the cafe

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Bruised

Not quite as good at fighting as Bruce Lee but pretty darn close.

Jackie Chan is very bruisely.

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