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What is your penis?
Like this if you have a big penis, dislike this if you have a small penis, and do nothing if you have a micropenis.
How big is your penis? Read the rules alive.
your penis - video
Your penis - what is it?
The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.
Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...
What does "your penis" mean?
your penis is gay
Your penis - what does it mean?
when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed
Come on Davis your penis is weak
Your penis - meaning
Essentially, "How are you today?" If asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with "Okay" or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of "How are you?", though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. Best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of sexual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).
Me: "How's your penis today Joe?"
Joe:"Aight... Yours?"
Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"
Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"
Me:"Sure. What time?"
Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.
Your penis - definition
Greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he's doing, how life is treating him.
"Hey, it's good to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. How's your penis?"
Your penis - slang
A comeback for when somebody says something stupid.
Up your penis!
Your penis
Cognition which is tainted by horniness; when a man makes decisions intended to satisfy the short term goals of his penis and fails to consider the long term consequences of his actions.
"Can't you tell she's a nasty skank? I think you're thinking with your penis".
Your penis
is big and your girlfriend likes it a lot; expecialy when you are out for vacation...
btw your mom loves it too :D
me: what would you like to eat today?
your mom: your penis
Your penis
is very small.
Damn, your penis is very small!