What is suprised?

A female taking one in the poon, one in the butt, one in the mouth, and one in each hand while laying on a lazy susan so the men can spin her.

Tonight, steve's girl friend is coming over for a coxs suprise.

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Suprised - what is it?

A Sunday Suprise occures when you take a presumed lady out to dinner. The dinner is going well so you decide to slip your hand up her skirt and much to the males suprise the presumed woman is carring a nasty set of hairy balls in her panties.

Gary said, "OMG I was out on a date with Bridgett and I had a fucked up Sunday Suprise to my disliking. I had to slap that Chewbacca looking bitch around!"

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What does "suprised" mean?

Getting a peanut halve lodged in your peehole after bangin a dirty lil barfly in her slutty ass without a raincoat.

After weeks of swelling and failure to piss, the doctor had informed me that I was the lucky recipient of a peanut suprise

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Suprised - what does it mean?

Slang for marijuana, smoking marijuana or being under the influence of marijuana.

Hey man, can you get me some suprise?"; I was so suprised when I got to work today."; "I am throwing a suprise party."

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Suprised - meaning

1. This is what they call it when you get a religious lecture from a pot smoker that is, suprisingly, more religious than you.

2. For you dolts looking, what they call something that happens unexpectedly or without warning. Typically this also deals with a rush of some sort and then the pink carrots come in and take over the world.

2. You realize that you were never a carrot at all but a twinkie, which comes as a suprise to you.

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Suprised - definition

1. v.t.: to challenge by inquiring what's going on. In origin, a contraction of "sup?" (from African American Vernacular English) and "uprise" (from American anarchist counterculture movement). Not to be confused with surprise.

2. n: the act of suprising someone or something.

If you want to stage an intervention, it's often useful to start with a gentle suprise.

You really suprised me the other day when you asked about my relationship (with food, with my father, with that business establishment). I hadn't thought about what I was doing that way before.

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