Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ruptured?

UHHH...
Could be the painfull outcome from sliding down a rope.

When you slide down a rope and your balls Feel like soap...
you've got mail.Huh? NO NO you've got ruptured balls.


OR

When your slammed inthe door and your balls hitthe floor...
you know what you've got?

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Ruptured - what is it?

When a marriage or relationship has has either ended or in serious jeopardy.

"Dude, what's up with Bill lately, he's awfully moody."
"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."

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What does "ruptured" mean?

when you fuck a girl so hard her vagina exploded and everyone comes flowing out on top of you. said to feel better for the woman than an orgasm.

yo i was hittin' that bitch last night and i made her cunt rupture. shit was messy af.

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Ruptured - what does it mean?

a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus

His ass was disgusting, he had a ruptured rectum!

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Ruptured - meaning

The award given to soldiers returning home from combat during WWII.

A Lame band from North New Jersey

When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.

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Ruptured - definition

You know that moment when you are going up a ramp on your bicycle, and then when you fall back down your asshole gets penetrated by the bicycle seat? Yeah that's how you get a ruptured anus.

I was doing some tricks on my bike earlier until I got a ruptured anus. I had to be rushed to the hospital because it began to bleed too.

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Ruptured - slang

To get very angry, angry enough to have a hernia or have a vital organ explode inside your body.

Dude, I had to bust a goat in the Starbucks toilet just before the cleaning guy came in. When he came back out he looked like he was gonna have a fucking rupture.

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Ruptured

Otherwise known as the Blake Siegel injury, it is an injury in which the magnitude of the hurt can not be measured, and the location of the injury can not be pinpointed. When asked "Where's the Ginsberg" one must reply with "The Ginsberg is everywhere, yet nowhere - similar to the Dickens"

"Hey Jim! What happened to you?!"
"Oh, Adam, I have a Ruptured Ginsberg."
"What's a Ginsberg Jim?"
"Adam, what's not a Ginsberg?"

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Ruptured

The act of breaking or bursting

"I gave your mom's anal cunt a proper decent rupture last night"
"Proper job, did you fist her aswell?"

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Ruptured

To rupture (destroy) someone's anus with your massive bear-cock.

"Dude, what's Hagrid doing?"
"He's rupturing Harry's anus with his massive bear-cock."
"Rupture?"
"Yeah, rupture, destroy ."

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