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What is award?When somebody does something so asinine that it puts their health and the health of their friends at risk. What at one time seemed like a perfectly wise and humorous exercise quickly unfolds into near traumatic meltdown of epic proportion. Think Darwin, but not in the sense of reproduction or evolution. When driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sparsely cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a Subaru Forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. Screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. This deserves a Watson Award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule. award - meme gifaward - videoAward - what is it?The Stove Award is an award given out to the absolute, most worthless person of the day/night. Often times awarded to the person who passes out first, acts like the biggest full blown mong, or to the one who contributes absolutely nothing to anyone all night. Named after Stove, the all time leader in most worthless behavior. Jimmer, a perennial bottom feeder, drank two beers, complained about the taste, and then proceeded to act blackout drunk while puking throughout the entire night, making himself the most worthless person and the runaway favorite to take home the Stove Award for the night. What does "award" mean?The Darwin Award is a fictional award which is given out to people who commit acts of utter stupidity that often involve their own injury or even death. The name is derived from Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution (survival of the fittest), since the winners of the Darwin award aren't expected to survive long enough or remain capable of propagating their own hereditary stupidity. Some people attempt to win the Darwin award, however this is risky since if you don't get first place, you're just a dumbass with nothing to show for it but a hefty hospital bill and possibly funeral costs. Dumbass: Dude, Steve just got sent to the hospital with third-degree burns after we tried to play Hot potato with a molotov cocktail, and I was wondering if you could- Award - what does it mean?Used to be an alright system of giving merit to exceptionally good singers. Now it's just a rigged scamfest where talentless idiots get awarded just for being on MTV, VH-1, or B.E.T.. Few Grammy Awards are being given to those who make real music but are too poor to get any attention. Award - meaningThe infamous award in reddit. Apparently, redditors often give this award to serious posts teenager: *gets brutally killed by a bear* Award - definitionAn award given to the following kind of players: one who was pleasant to be around, enthusiastic, never misses practices, always willing to learn, overcame a certain fear while playing, etcetera that girl won the coaches award for basketball. Award - slangAn "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions. Inflamable means flamable? What a country! AwardAn annual celebration of Archaicisms, primarily serving as an ego defense mechanism for Boomers (and other old people.) Nominated for 2014 Granny Awards Rock Album of the Year: Award(a-ward-ul) The project Awardal will go to the lowest bidder. AwardStands for being : Man Tom woods is such an unpopular fgusc i bet he lives to collect awards. |
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