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What is oatmeal?

Having your website mentioned by a social actor so viral that it makes your servers crash. The expression originates from comments regarding Matthew Inman's (cartoonist behind The Oatmeal) sending a gigantic amount of people on a given website once he mentions it on his facebook page, and making this website unavailable to other fans within seconds of being posted, every single time.

— Heh. Their site's been oatmealed.
— I know, they'll need a new server now that The Oatmeal mentioned them in a post!
— It kinda both is nice and sucks to be oatmealed.

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Oatmeal - what is it?

male person

"oatmeal person"

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What does "oatmeal" mean?

A phrase used by men to describe there penis when performing sexual acts with women.

Joe you gotta get some brown sugar on your oatmeal

She said she was bleeding so I told her to suck my oatmeal

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Oatmeal - what does it mean?

what a drunk person says when tries to say "hook me up"

oatmeal

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Oatmeal - meaning

Slang term used by both male and female to refer to the vagina.

How did her oatmeal taste?

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Oatmeal - definition

A codeword for sexual frustration.

I am so oatmeal right now.
I'm feeling oatmeal where's my porn
Are you oatmeal?

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Oatmeal - slang

The most orgasmic food in the world

it also helps you prevent getting diabetes!

"i just ate some oatmeal."

"My mouth just had an orgasm, because of the delicious instant oatmeal."

"my mom started to freak out and though i was getting diabetes, so to make her stop, i started eating oatmeal. after a week of oatmeal everyday i finally understood that oatmeal was the most amazing thing in the world."

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Oatmeal

the cure for aids..

Derion: I've been itching lately. I think I have AIDS.
Mariah: Awww, would you like some oatmeal?

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Oatmeal

grits for white people

Tyron Brown and John Smith went out for breakfast. Tyron ordered grits, and John ordered oatmeal.

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Oatmeal

An breakfast consisting of warmed oats and water... quite tasty! its not a pussy you pervs!

Mom can I have oatmeal for breakfast

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