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What is diabetes?
The disease that Matt Erjavec suffers from.
In addition to needing shots, Matt Erjavec's diabetes require a hug a day from members of the opposite sex. If he does not get this hug, he dies.
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diabetes - video
Diabetes - what is it?
to clarify, there are two types:
type I is the case where the individual is either born with, or receives it at an early age. Is irreversible and the person most commonly has to live with it the rest of their lives. The pancreas either doesn't work entirely, or produces so little insulin that its insufficient to support the body.
type II is when they're just fatasses and the pancreas still works, but the insulin can't reach all of the bodies cells through the bloodstream. hence the need for extra dosages of insulin.
Both most commonly associated with having multiple shots a day and not being able to eat surplus amounts of sugar
"So.. what exactly IS diabetes then?"
"uhhh.. you want the long explanation or the really fucking long explanation?"
What does "diabetes" mean?
An excuse for everything.
1) Teacher: "Why were you late Jimmy?
Jimmy: "My blood sugar was low!"
Teacher: "Ok."
2) Teacher: "Jimmy, you know, that you're only permitted one dessert!"
Jimmy: "Oh my blood sugar is low."
Teacher: "Oh OK then have a third one too!"
3) Principal: "Why did you go home after the second period, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "My blood sugar was high!"
Principal: "Oh. Just forget, that you were even here!"
Diabetes. (It would not let me post the example without writing it)
Diabetes - what does it mean?
type 1: an autoimmune disorder where your pancreas does not produce insulin. IT IS NOT BECAUSE YOU ATE TOO MUCH SUGAR AND DOES NOT MEAN YOU CANT EAT SUGAR.
type 2: happens either genetically or because of eating habits. your pancreas is somewhat resistant to insulin. unlike type 1, type 2 diabetes can sometimes go away if taken well enough care. you also have to watch what you eat with type 2 diabetes.
me:“i was just diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.”
dumbass:“oh shit man, so you can’t eat sugar?”
me:“no, dumbass. that’s not how it works.”
Diabetes - meaning
To pass away whilst flirting with small stinging insects
"Don't make eyes at that bee. You wouldn't want to diabetes."
Diabetes - definition
A cursed disease in which you have to poke lancets on your skin then test with malfunctioning glucometers. Type I is juvenile while Type II is obesity-related.
Telling a fat person that they have diabetes is like telling a homosexual or sex addict that they have AIDS.
Diabetes - slang
Diabetes is an endocrine disorder charicterised by excessive thurst with frequent urination. once treated and if managed symptoms will subside. Diabetes has two groups diabetes insipidus and diabetes mellitus.
both of these types of diabetes have the same symptoms but the endocrine disorders are much diffrent
diabetes insipidus is a pituitary deficiency of the hormone vasopressin which is secreted by the posterior pituitary gland. the hormone vasopressin is an antidiuretic hormone which reduces the excretion of urine. diabetes insipidus is very uncommon.
diabetes mellitus is the most common diabetes it has two types type 1 which is an insulin dependent treatment involves managment of carbs insulin and diet. type 2 which is not insulin dependent but can progress into being insulin dependent. Type 1 diabetes is frequently called a severe or chronic form of diabetes. Type one is often classified as an auto immune disorder meaning the immune system attacks and kills the insulin producing cells of the pancreas resulting in an inability to produce insulin.
type 2 diabetes is know as the adult onset which is exacerbated by obesity and inactivity. type 2 diabetes is a a mild form of diabetes which can be reversed if treated and changes are made. type 2 diabetes is a result of the body not producing enough insulin, or having too much insulin resistance. managment of type 2 diabetes involves diet and exercise and can progress to insulin injections.
"wow I sure am thursty and my pee tasts sweet I might have diabetes mellitus"
"I feel slugish and have been overwait for years I might need to get tested to see if I have type 2 diabetes"
"I don't want juice I just want water, more water, I can't have enough water. Wow, you might have diabetes!"
Diabetes
A pain in the ass! it causes nasty scar tissue. you have to take shots(i take 5 a day) and prick your finger with a smaller needle(4 times a day for me). It causes pain and suffering. and to some little kid that thinks it rocks... you are a sick SOB. You need mental help.
I've had diabetes since I was 1 1/2 and now I'm 15.(this is true)
Diabetes
when your pancreas stops producing insulin. NOT because of sugar. type 1 has to do with taking shots/using a pump. type 2 has to do with obesity. where you take a pill. It also includes taking your blood sugar every two hours that you're awake. it's a pain in the ass.
brittany has diabetes, so she has to take insulin before eating anything.
Diabetes
A disease that you do not want to get. Trust me, it fucking sucks. You have to take shots all the time and you have to have diet drinks.
I hate having this goddamn shit known as diabetes.