Definder - what does the word mean?

What is penis?

Here are some popular synonyms of 'penis' used in the US
(from condom slogans):
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!

Your penis can't think - your brain should do it.

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Penis - what is it?

If you can't think of anything else to look up on this website you are here!

Man penis is all i can think of

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What does "penis" mean?

A slang word for dick.

See also:
dick
donga
Richard

The scientific name for a man's penis is dick.

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Penis - what does it mean?

Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.

By reading this you are infact a penis.

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Penis - meaning

1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.

When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.

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Penis - definition

a amazing thing to suck and lick lick a icy pole.

i sucked my dads penis.

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Penis - slang

One of two things men keep after a divorce.

She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.

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Penis

Something most men wish were bigger.

Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!

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Penis

Contraction for pen is.

The penis mightier than the sword.

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Penis

the thing that justin bieber doesnt have

haha he doesnt have a penis

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