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What is porn?
Something that teenage boys stay up late watching and jerking off.
Why did Derek fall asleep in class??
He was watching porn last night.
porn - meme gif
porn - video
Porn - what is it?
dating cost money 30 second porn clips are free on the internets
What does "porn" mean?
Any form of media you completely lose interest in after masturbation.
That porn may seem nice now, but just wait fifteen minutes
Porn - what does it mean?
Something that can bei either so beautiful that it makes DaVinci cry, or so hideous and nasty that it makes David Cronenberg take notes.
Also, the favorite reading material of Evangelical Christians.
Evangelical Christians outwardly hate porn, but that's only because they maxed out their credit cards on it.
Porn - meaning
short for pornography - pictures or videos of people naked or having sex, designed to erotically stimulate the viewer
see porniac
and here's my porn stash
Porn - definition
the reason you need a new hard drive.
dude, how do you find all that porn.
Porn - slang
The only reason why you are here is if you are a fucking 4yr who heard your parents talking to your older bother in the other room about his child porn addiction after you went on his "homework" file with 413 images and told your parents about it. If your reading this YOU KNOW THAT WAS PRIVATE, I WAS GOING TO GIVE IT ON TO YOU ONE DAY.
little brother: Mother, Father I see we all may know why I have invited you here today
mother: no my youngest offspring I don't
little brother: elder brother has lied of his "homework" file instead he has porn of underage children
father: time to talk to brother (Grabs gun and goes into older brothers room) T ̧̙̉̀̓̈H ̢͈͔̜̭͈̟͉̐͑ͅͅE ̡̡͚̻̻͖̠̫͔̇̋̅ ̵̧̧͖͇̦̪͍̗̤̟̿̇͆̾͗̋̕͝C̴̘͚͉̿Ǫ̴̛̫͍̱̬̦̻̲͍͐̒̒͊͂͘͠U ̘͙̳̆̆͠N̶͉̰̖̘̹̩̭̺̪͂̄͋Ç̵̡͇͙̙̥̼͆̊͂̆̅Ì̵̡̮͇̜̐̃̓̀̎̍͑͝L ̧̫̬̟̙̞̱̎̚͜͜ ̴̖̬̝͎̮̯̗̔̉̆͋͘H ̨͓̩̭͔̹͈͒̇̐̿̅̋ͅA̴͙͕̞̖̼̦̒̒́͆͐S̴̰̽͆̔̈͆ͅ ̶̡̢̛͎̳̝͙͋̍̍͛͂́D̶̹̞͚͙̩̦̘̩̑̆͜͜E ̧̢̞̻̦̬̠͉̍̾̓͊̏͑͒C ̨̞͇̟̺̟̗̜͓͍̈͗̕͝Ḯ̵̧̝̱͉̤̤̞̗͆̂̑̉́̈́̿ͅD̶̰̗̱̀̎̿̍̏̕͝E̵̡̤͚̞̰̰̫͖̱̦͌D ̢̙͓̮̘̪̹̜͋̍͗͆̈̔̉͘̚ͅ ̧̬͍͚̄͊̋̏́͠͝Y ̪̀̊Ơ̵͎̜̻̺͕̫̺̩͂͌͜U̵̢̨̒̈͊͑̈͠R̵̢̧̰͌̂͜ ̶̯̮̮̭͇̟́͌͊͒̎̿̚͠͝F ̡̩̝̮̪̬͓͓͕͊̎A̶̻̺̬̿̇̑͌́̉ͅT̶̫̱͈̰̘̲̯͚̂Ë̵̡̺́͂͊̑̚̚
Porn
If your friend dared you to look up porn but you're a complete smrtass, you're probably here.
Dave: I dare you to look up porn!
Smartass: Done.
Porn
The fuck are you doing searching "porn" up? You know full goddamn well what porn is, and you know you do.
I was watching the hardcore porn last night and my dick just started exploding with fuckin cum.
Porn
The reason your computer's running slow.
I watched some porn last night and it had 50-something pop-ups!