Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Oatmeal?

Wait what the fuck is oatmeal

Gary: Hey Jim can I have oatmeal
Jim: Have oat what
Gary: Some oatmeal
Jim: Wait what the fuck is oatmeal

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Oatmeal - meme gif

Oatmeal meme gif

Oatmeal - video


Oatmeal - what is it?

Ass

Damn that girl is thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

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What does "Oatmeal" mean?

A stupid fucking meal that your mom (lol) thinks you want to eat even though it looks like fucking baby barf, and then she gets all pissy when you don't eat it and says you don't like her cooking even though all she did to make this fucking hellspawn of a dish is pour hot fucking water in oats and call it breakfast FUCK YOU MOM.

"Sweetheart come eat your Oatmeal!"

"NO FUCK YOU MOM IM NOT EATING THAT BABY SHIT"
"OH I SEE SO YOU DONT LIKE MY COOKING I SEE"
*cocks Knight MK-85*

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Oatmeal - what does it mean?

1) Describes a person as being soft or mushy like oatmeal.
2) Describes a person who is being a slack or useless.

Billy: Hey Larry is John done getting ready yet?
Larry: Nah man he's doing the oatmeals.
John: Hey Larry is John coming out tonight?
Larry: Nah man he's being an oatmeal.

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Oatmeal - meaning

When somebody passes gas this word is exclaimed suddenly to let everybody know that you just "made oatmeal".

Oatmeal!,o come on Darryl not again!, Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I just made oatmeal. Call the Quakers because I just made a lot of oatmeal!

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Oatmeal - definition

Adjective: Boring as oatmeal, somthing that is dull or plain

English class was so oatmeal today!

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Oatmeal - slang

A fucking lie

Person a: Not to get all political on you, but what the fuck is oatmeal?

Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is

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Oatmeal

Frosty's original name

Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!

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Oatmeal

Ass

Damn that girl thiccer than a bowl of “oatmeal

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Oatmeal

Breakfast consisting of rolled whole-grain oats boiled in water, you goddamn faggots. Its not sex or gay sex or oral sex or any of this bullshit you dumb fucking faggots!

I ate Oatmeal for breakfast.

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