What is oats?

Northern slang for nailing some kive. Predominantly used by charlie big spuds after ten cans of stella and a test-tube of jagermeister or five.

"I wanna get my oats with Charlene Krank."

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oats - video

Oats - what is it?

oh, okay, meh

so your dad died? oats...

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What does "oats" mean?

male testies

joe suck my oats yesterday, it was fablous!

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Oats - what does it mean?

short vesion of bloody oath or fucken oath. to approve of something.

johno : "you going to the pub tonight mate?"
macca : "oats"

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Oats - meaning

When strongly agreeing to what one has to say.Just like saying "oh damn right"
Fuck Yeah

Announcer "Matthew Ridge is pretty ugly aye" ?

You: "Oh Fucken Oats Mate"

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Oats - definition

another name for cocaine.

"Hey man, do you know where i can get some oats?"

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Oats - slang

My damn name.

Hey Oats, Whats up.

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Oats

Oats- feelin ya self, big headed, ego

"you must really be feelin your oats today"

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Oats

Noun.

1. Sperm, with regard to being seeds. Used in phrases such as sow one's oats, which essentially alludes to procreation but at its most basic to having to sexual intercourse.

2. Sex. The informal phrase get ones oats meaning to have sex. E.g

1. "Drew Pal is off to the barn dance to sew his oats"

2. "You look a bit happy! Did you get your oats last night?"

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Oats

A reward or tribute given to a male after he has had sex with a woman.

In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don’t care - they’re your oats.

I just earned my oats today!

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