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What is long schlong?
A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay
God its basically a third leg
What is
My foot-long schlong
Ha it is, with how long ur legs are
long schlong - video
Long schlong - what is it?
A man or woman with the name Logan who has a massive penis
Phallon: logan has a Logan Long Schlong
Logan: yes
What does "long schlong" mean?
A big fat cock and balls
I stuck my Big Long Schlong in her asshole
Hey bro did you see Jeremy's big long shlong in the locker room the other day?
It was almost as big as uncle Eddy!
Long schlong - what does it mean?
When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.
bro 1: โIn the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.โ
bro 2: โDamn thatโs crazy.โ
bro 3: โThatโs called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.โ
bro 2: โSame tbh.โ
Long schlong - meaning
Long Jon silver's big shiny dick
He sure showed cernal sanders what it's like to get fucked by long schlong silver
Long schlong - definition
A person named John that has a particularly long schlong
Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
Long schlong - slang
Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as ฤฝ0ลฤ ศรงhฤบรฒลฤ ศฤฤพรชฤรตลฤ, too.
"Yeah ฤฝ0ลฤ ศรงhฤบรฒลฤ ศฤฤพรชฤรตลฤ โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
Long schlong
โWow thatโs a long schlong you got thereโ
Long schlong
The most Mondo of all Dongs. A long Schlong is something utterly remarkable.
A 20 foot dildo.
*in bed*
Her: You have such a long Schlong!
Him: *penis grows to 20 feet*
Long schlong
Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.
If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling