Definder - what does the word mean?

What is colleague?

That feeling when you're sick and tired of a coworker, often accompanied by the vain hope that they get a job somewhere else and leave.

After that shitty email from Alex earlier, I'm feeling a lot of colleague fatigue this afternoon.

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Colleague - what is it?

Similar to the Friend Zone, except in a platonic work environment .

That person you talk to in the office but have no aspirations to be friends with outside of work hours.

To clarify this is one step below the Friend Zone

In the office at closing time on a Friday

Fred: So what are you doing this weekend?
Jane: ah, you know just meeting up with my friends and doing other cool stuff with my friends.. so ya I will see you on Monday.. at work.

Jane has Colleague Zoned Fred

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What does "colleague" mean?

A person who is not quite a friend yet but more than an acquaintance. You take part in light-hearted chat and would most probably only talk to them if you were with a group of people; the same goes for hanging out with them. You also might say Hi to them when meeting in the street, but you wouldn't stop and chat.

Dave: Can you get Fred to lend me Spiderman 3 on DVD? I don't really know him that well.

Gary: Hmmm... I'm not sure if I can ask him yet, we're really only social-colleagues at the moment. Ask Kyle though, he was at friend level last time I checked.

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Colleague - what does it mean?

Lovers and friends

True definition of a work colleague

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Colleague - meaning

The opposite of the family.He has a job same yours.

He is a doctor.I am a doctor,too.So he is my colleagues

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Colleague - definition

Refers to a person incapable of functioning as a normal Human being in social, or almost any situation.

1 - "Ohhhh Jules you could have farted before we got into the Taxi " exclaimed Liam "wind the window down"
"Oh bro they are broken," sniggered Jules.
"Shit your a colleague," Liam choked narrowly avoiding the urge to Spew.

2 - Jules you Colleague, you tramped sewage all through the house learn to wipe your feet!

3 - Jules you colleague, you cant drink a beer through your penis, get it outta cup!

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Colleague - slang

A person you email, despite being say 2 metres away.

Sherin would email her colleague Sana so much, they almost thought they were friends.

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Colleague

somewho is a dum person that works with you.

Dum colleague:Whats a pencil.
Me:Your a dumbo!

Dum colleague:Wha?

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Colleague

A person that you work with that you have seen naked.

"See that hot girl, Catie, in the cubicle. I wish she was my colleague."

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Colleague

A fellow member of a profession, staff, or academic faculty; an associate.

I can't simply ask Emma to fuck with me. She's not my friend, she is just my colleague.

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