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What is Jon?
To fail despite certain success, usually with respect to seducing the opposite sex.
"I was going to totally get with this girl blud, but then i totes Jon'd it!"
"Mate that girl is so in to you, don't Jon it up"
Mark was going to have "enthusiastic cuddleling" with Sarah until he called her Cindy and Jon'd it up.
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Jon - what is it?
Jon is a gift - a wonderful gift that keeps on giving!
This gift called Jon means never having to say soz!
What does "Jon" mean?
A Jon is a really bad dude. He often slaps skeezers with his massive chode, while also caring for his friends and family. He has a tendency to summon mythical greek gods to aid him against haters. A Jon also pisses excellence, so much that he has created a massive flood or two. Some may blindly state that god created these floods to test Noah's Ark. One look at a real Jon could make a blind man see, a crippled child run, or a woman with a gag reflex deepthroat.
Man #1: "Hey bro, who's over there bashin out all those skeezies?"
Man #2: "That must be a Jon. You can tell by the way he's also texting his mom, telling her that he misses the family."
Jon - what does it mean?
A confusing, self centered dip shit. Who I've liked for a long time, and I can't get him out of my mind. I hate you, but I love you!
Jon, you are amazing and I hate you for it.
Jon - meaning
A stupid way to spell John made by parents who don’t love their children
*mother giving birth and regretting ever having sex* “ Ahhhhhhh name him Jon”
Jon - definition
Short term for Jonathan. Jon is usually a cool guy who lives by the motto of YOLO. Enjoys life pleasures such as cigarettes(preferably Montecristo) and wine. Jon always has something funny to say. He's caring, kind and knows how to make you feel special. Kinda lazy and a party animal, but also responsible when he has to be. Girls, if you’re lucky enough to meet a Jon, don’t ever let him go. He’s a keeper!
+Jon is great.
-Lo sé!
+He's soooo coool.
-Para ya
Jon - slang
a guy who is sexy and nice. but usaly has a girl friend
Man he's so hot! he's a total Jon
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A really hot guy, the one that everyone wants. Hes also really popular and everyone wants to be his friend. Jons usually tend to get inside your mind and totally eff with it until you're at a loss to his control. Most guys get intimated by a Jon, girls will get angry that they are not good enough for him. But if you really work hard enough and put up with his crap, you might just get lucky and become his best friend.
Girl 1: Omg, I wish I was Jons girlfriend!
Girl 2: I know, omgz hes so hawt!
Boy 1: I hate Jon. .___.
Boy 2: I know, why does he have to be so good at everything and steal all our females?
Jon
Jon is a guy who will always be there for you.. He's a hard worker and when he wants to have a great time, he'll go for it.. He'll purse his goals and much more the girl he Loves .. He's not like the other guys who want a fling .. He's seriously serious about his relationship .. He's "the married type" .. He will love his girl unconditionally.. He's romantic with his sexy ways..
He loves family time , quality time is important to him... Jon is great around kidsl . He loves and respects his parents to the max ..
Jon is a guy who loves surfing,concerts and rock music and travel, but most of all , he's a great Cook!
He has a great heart , he's what you'd want in any friend! He's very funny .. Such a joker ..but knows how to be serious :)
A guy with a name like Jon.. Is a keeper ! ;)
Dude!! That's sick Jon !
Wow! This is tasty! Thanks Jon !
I love you Jon !
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John. (Gay version)
Jon. (Awesome Version)
Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Jon.
"Are you friends with a Jon.?"
"Yes. I am! He is so the coolest."
"I know! He Is the best."
"I know. He is totally awesome"