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What is big long?
An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
big long - video
Big long - what is it?
When your clapping cheeks you become a god
Yo bro did u see Eric clappin kassidys cheeks. Uh, yea she said he’s got a big daddy long dong
What does "big long" mean?
When you are clapping your girls cheeks so incredible you become thanos
Bro fr the other day I fucked my girl so hard she called me big daddy long dick
Big long - what does it mean?
A term used to define a very well endowed gentleman that is known to sleep with a lot of women. Nine times out of ten his favorite position he wants a woman to perform while having sex is doggy style. Doggy style is perfect because he can slightly lean back while his large member can move in and out smoothly or hard and aggressive inside a woman's vagina, thus the LONG STROKE part of his name.
Women hardly, if ever, complain about these Big Daddy Long Stroke's sexual performance, but they tend to call these guys assholes and bastards, especially to their girl friends. Yet, dispite all this name calling either to him over the phone, in his face or to her friends and family, she still will sleep with Big Daddy Long Stroke cause he can make her knees buckle, toes curl, body sweat and pussy cum about 4 to 12 times in 3 hours to one whole night of sex. Trust me, Ive counted.
If a woman is involved with one of these types of men as her boyfriend, fiancee or husband, they may be silly enough to tell the world about her Long Stroke, thus having those close to her try to sample what she's been getting all the time. And if he is a sneaky Long Stroke, then he will have sex with the woman/women she is close to. Sad aint it?
Girl 1: Oooo, child I was with Nick the other night, he got me from the back and broke a bitch off. I got him saved as Big Daddy Long Stroke in my phone.
Girl 2: For real girl?....In her thoughts: "Watch when I see Nick, I'm gonna see if my home girl aint lying him and his long stroke. I know she my girl, but I gots to get me some of that good dick"....
Big long - meaning
Lyrics from Macklemores song "And We Danced"
With the big long pink ding dong penis
Big long - definition
It's a baguette, get your head out of the gutter!
"I had a Big Long Delicious Stick (BLDS) for lunch yesterday"
"oui oui"
Big long - slang
A big fat cock and balls
I stuck my Big Long Schlong in her asshole
Hey bro did you see Jeremy's big long shlong in the locker room the other day?
It was almost as big as uncle Eddy!
Big long
It’s very scrumptious, long and juicy.
Willy lover: Have you heard of a big long willy?
Boob lover: yeah it’s a good!
Big long
Let me suck on that big long.