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What is jerky turkey?A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure. Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me! jerky turkey - videoJerky turkey - what is it?Andrew do you put jerky in your turkey? What does "jerky turkey" mean?The child birthed from basting the turkey That poor unfortunate tiny turkey jerky. His parents were basting the turkey Jerky turkey - what does it mean?the act of masturbating using an oven roasted turkey as simulation. friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up? Jerky turkey - meaningLike beef jerky, turkey jerky is dried and seasoned. A food. Scott's uncle loves to make turkey jerky for long hunting trips. Jerky turkey - definitionWhen you fuck a thanksgiving turkey. Mom: why is this turkey so salty? Jerky turkey - slangWhen a girl starts a handjob, yet doesn't "finish" it. "She started playing with my cock, but it was just some turkey jerky" Jerky turkeyA person who gets turned on by mating turkeys Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey. Jerky turkeyA pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. Its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love. Me: I love you Jerky Turkey Jerky turkeyWhen a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth - cum, ground meat and all Instead of momz cooking the taco meat she decided to go all crazy jerky turkey on daddy! |
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