What is my cock?

What happens when you are carrying your Glock in your waist band and it goes off

After I shot that biatch I put my gun back in my pants and Glocked my cock.

Did you hear about Andre? Yeah that fool was showing off and Glocked his cock infront of his girl.

I am gonna Glock my cock motherfuckers. (laughter)

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my cock - video

My cock - what is it?

Those 3 special words every girl longs to hear

"You know i love you, you don't need to hear it again. Now Suck my cock"

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What does "my cock" mean?

A direct imperative given at a time of great dismay. Usually said to an enemy or foe. Can be modified into a question. Ex. Why don't you smoke my cock?

While waiting in line some guy asked me to move so he could let his friends cut in. I told him to go smoke my cock.

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My cock - what does it mean?

Whenever a female proceeds to do sexual acts upon your penis

"That ho' is totally gonna rock my cock bro"

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My cock - meaning

Euphemism for masturbation.

I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.

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My cock - definition

The ultimate insult to belittle someone.

Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.

I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

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