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What is handjob?

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation; sometimes used
to secure membership on a cal-i team when one does not posess the skill to acquire a roster spot through normal means.

<@CaptWaters`USSTERRIBLE> And how did Mark get on Pandemic?
<@Rhetoric> Handjob!!

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Handjob - what is it?

When a woman rubs a penis

Mandy gave my one-eyed trouser trout the greatest handjob last night.

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What does "handjob" mean?

masturbation done by someone else

walter received a handjob from rebecca last night

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Handjob - what does it mean?

When a woman touches a man's penis in a sexual act. It is like having someone mastribate for you.

Jackie gave Ed a handjob.

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Handjob - meaning

Sexual act of masturbation usually referring to the masturbation of the male penis, however it may also refer to the masturbation of the female as well; when done by only the use of a hand.
The act is carried out by firmly placing the hand around the shaft of the penis and then moving it up and down. This is continued until ejaculation takes place. The testicles are generally caressed as well by the other hand.
Also referred to as "choking the chicken", "wanking", "wanking your wood", "tugjob", "jacking off" and "jerking off".
Most commonly preferred to be performed by a female on a male. Some females will "offer" a handjob instead of intercourse, or to avoid intercourse, or oral sex. Some females desire to perform "handjobs" for the sole purpose of being able to observe the male ejaculation ( which some find stimulating)and/or desire the ejaculation to land on the female body.
The handjob may be performed in a variety of postions as long as the female can reach the penis.
It is commonly used as form of quick sexual release for the male and may be performed almost anywhere at anytime. Often used as a quick substitute for when intercourse may not be practical.

She gave me the best handjob I have ever hand.

When I am not in the mood, I'll give him a handjob instead.

I gave him a handjob while he was driving the other day.

C'mon baby, at least give me a handjob if you won't fuck or suck!

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Handjob - definition

when a male or female repeatedly moves there hand up and down over a mans penis

one night me and my boyfreind where listening to music when he got a boner so he grabbed my hand and put it down his pants. i pulled my hand out and started unbuttoning his pants and pulled down his boxers below his penis. i slowly started moving my hand up and down to increase his want for more and i kept holding a kiss not breaking it. my hand started moving faster so he began to moa under my lips. he locked and relaxed his knees repeatedly almost collapsing. he began to cum everywhere but i didn't stop my hand making him cum repeatedly.

That is the correct way to give a handjob.

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Handjob - slang

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers.

"a handjob, that's a man job; but a blowjob? that's yo' job."

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Handjob

When another person (woman or man but preferabla a woman) rubs a man's penis with their hand, usually to make them reach orgasm.

There's a reason guys want girls to do it; its mostly in the mind. A guy would probably do it better than a girl but the realization that someone else is doing it and they're a girl makes the guy feel better and he's more likely to cum faster. It's the same reason a straight girl wouldn't want a lesbian to eat them out; you know that she's going to do a better job than your average guy but the fact that it is another woman will make you sick to your stomach. Ditto with a straight guy being offered a hand job or blow job from a dude; you would rather do it yourself than let another dude anywhere near your cock.

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Handjob

What sex was in eighth grade.

Robin gave me a handjob in the back of the #20 bus.

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Handjob

The 21st century equivalent of the kiss.

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