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What is jelq?Jelq (pronounced Jehlke) is a dance move comprised of spinal movements and movements of the bone in a rhythmitic fashion. It is commonly used by skeletons to mate. It can also be used as a noun, having a similar term to "owned" or "rekt", which are 2 internet terms meaning "you got memed on, nigga" jelq's plurals are as follows: jelq (singular) jelq't (past) jelqing (in action) jelqs (plural/in action) Noun - "Hey dude, did you hear how Joseph got jelq't in that game of smash Bros we were playing last night?" jelq - videoJelq - what is it?Jack manifold has jelqed exactly 286 time What does "jelq" mean?When a chill ass nigga is just hanging around and doing some shid Look at that bird over there. Nigga out here jelqin' Jelq - what does it mean?A really amazing penis stretching exercise that helps with getting you erect Guy 1: I love jelqing Jelq - meaningThe correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*). Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY! Jelq - definitionThe art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have come forward to show the actual results. "I've been jelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 3"...but I keep jelqing because it's fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends" Jelq - slangTo aggressivley swing one's penis left and right in a rather abrupt manner with the intention of eventually making a man's Member a bit longer Man A: DUDE!! your cock is huge! How do you do it man? Jelqan activity used by guys who want to make their dings into DONGS,by constantly streatching the member in question for a whole year , so they can regain the confidence that his wife or girlfriend have stripped from them, when the guy finally discovered that the "brother" was not really her brother. Tim: I am starting these "jelq" excercises to make my penis bigger. JelqTo yank your penis until it gets longer Bitch said my cock was small, so I began to jelq mofucka. JelqAn exercise to increase penis size naturally. First a warm rag is use to stimulate blood flow and put the wang into a semi-erect state. Then lubrication is used on the hands and the mumbo jumbo in question. Use a thumb and index finger positioned in an "OK" grip on the base of the schlong. Slide your hand up to the head then take your other hand and grip the base. Release the grip of your first hand and return it to the base to repeat the motion while the second hand is sliding to the head of the penis. I got carpal tunnel from jelqing and had to go to the hospital. There's a catheter in poofy penis and now the guy who brings me the jell-o is winking at me. |
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