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What is catheter?
Prestigious drinking club of men who consume so much alcohol they wake up that night in the hospital to an RN Inserting a Catheter into the urethra of their penis.
Brock: Yo dude did you hear what happened to Bruno last night?
Brian: Yeah man, He got so trashed last night he kicked in his X's side mirrors and woke up screaming to a nurse putting a catheter into his dick head.
Brock: Finally we're not the only two out of our friends in the Catheter Club!
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Catheter - what is it?
a bag used to hold piss/urine, which is connected to the vangine/penis part where the wee comes out. Can be disposable or not, and is often used in hospitals.
"Hey can i get a catheter bag in here?" "oi cassie get in here!!!!"
or
"hey did u see cassies face the other day?" "yeh it looked kinda like a catheter bag...ewww"
What does "catheter" mean?
A 19th-20th century female writer who wrote such classic books as "O Pioneers of Urine Purification!" and "My Antonia and Her UTI Problem."
I thoroughly enjoy the imagery Willa Catheter created in her novels by describing in such vivid detail the insertion of cleansing tubes into the female urinary tract.
Catheter - what does it mean?
A sexual practice where urine is taken out from the bladder using a catheter, and replaced with wine or other alcohol. The fluid is then sucked from the man's penis.
"Hey, Joe's cathetering tonight! Bring your booze and get ready to slurp!"
Catheter - meaning
The way a Bonsai Kitten goes to the bathroom.
Dave: "How do those cats take a dump?"
Brandon: "They use a CATheter."
Catheter - definition
doctor: it's time for your catheter!
old guy: NO! JUST FUCKING KILL ME!
Catheter - slang
A tube that is inserted into your Urethra that can be extended floor length, that will spit occasionally (like a snake) causing cats to chase you down the hospital corridor.
Julian was chased by the black cat as his catheter spat back
Catheter
The act of massaging the urethra with your tonuge until a woman uncontrollably urinates in your face.
Man I gave my bitch the catheter last night and she pissed in my face for 1 minute solid.
Catheter
The craziest crazy straw you could ever sip on
i drank some piss out of that lady's catheter last night so i could get high on morphine metabolites
Catheter
A hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder
Charlt - "I can't believe he tripped over your catheter cable."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."