Definder - what does the word mean?

What is urethra?

When a male urinates and the pee stream splits to the left and right, instead of shooting straight. This anomaly generally occurs after the male orgasms.

Girlfriend Susie: "Wow. That sex was great. Why do you look so sad?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "Well, I'm just dreading the Urethra Forklin that comes after."

Girlfriend Susie: "What's a Urethra Forklin?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "You know, I've always thought you were a stupid bitch."

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Urethra - what is it?

A curse upon mankind. Only known victim of this curse so far is Hank Hill.

Hank's narrow urethra made him take a minute longer to take a piss, and his chances of impregnating someone is extremely low.

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What does "urethra" mean?

When the piss you've stored in your urinary bladder starts going sicko mode and it gets harder and harder to move due to the pain, just like your dick when you get a boner.

Chad: The liquids in my body are moving everywhere! It hurts so much agh lemme sit down fam.
Derek: Ya homie lie down, that's a serious Urethra Boner.

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Urethra - what does it mean?

When you and your friend (typically a homie) touch each others urethras.

Bro#1: Hey man did you hear that John and James just got classified as urethra brothers?
Bro#2: what the fuck are you talking about.

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Urethra - meaning

After you have anal sex with a girl that ate hot peppers and get a seed stuck in your pee hole, causing undesirable burning and irration.

I thought my sunburn was painful until I had a Urethra Franklin.

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Urethra - definition

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

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Urethra - slang

Found on most males. It is the tube running through the penis that carries urine and semen.. Also doubles as a great pencil holder.

I can carry at least 7 pencils in my Urethra.

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Urethra

Where Piss or the sticky fluid called Cum shoots out of the penis when the bladder forces it out or when a tight grip is aplied to the penis and moved up and down till it shoots out sticky stuff.

I just had piss come from Fabio's urethra into my mouth. It was goooooooood!

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Urethra

N: for males,carries pee out of the bladder, and semen out of the penis, trying to finger a male's urethra may prove to be unenjoyable.

"As I was sucking his dick, I wondered if any urine was left in his urethra from when he used the bathroom."

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Urethra

The body part that carries urine away from the bladder and out of the body. Males and females both have one. In men, seminal fluid also moves along this passage.

Catheters are inserted into the urethra.

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