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What is Jorge?
A Jorge is someone who looks at his birth certificate wondering which parent managed to get it to say he was born in Oregon. He is a great swimmer, and light on his feet. Someone named Jorge will always radiate confidence, and wear showy tank tops because he likes the attention.
Sometimes Jorge gets angry; he was the inspiration behind the cloverfield monster, a being from across the sea that swims ashore and ravages everything. He can only be beaten by large doses of alcohol and short Eastern European women.
A Jorge is many things, and all of them are funny. He keeps his intelligence a secret, but he likes to blab. His maturity level ages in the same direction as Benjamin Button.
A Jorge is a key, he only fits one lock and only one lock is opened by him. He is a man loved unconditionally and the one for whom I wake each day inspired to make him smile.
I hope to marry a Jorge.
J.C.: "Roscoe, do you know how we got these ants??"
Roscoe: "Jorge. That's how you get ants."
Jorge - meme gif
Jorge - video
Jorge - what is it?
A guy who trys to hard for love
Loves to have sex
Artistic
Half demon half angel
Being a Jorge is hard
What does "Jorge" mean?
An amazing person , not too sexy but very cute & an attractive guy . He's good at sex & knows how to treat his lady in and out of bed. Jorge is often an outgoing person , gets what he wants but not too shy. Jorge is a keeper
Jorge is amazing
Jorge - what does it mean?
Jorge is one annoying son of a bitch, always bugging you to see what you say. You might just be tempted to throw him out of a window.
Girl- your annoying af
Jorge- I will sue you
Girl- I’ll throw you out of a window
Jorge - meaning
Jorge my boobs r very heavy, can u hold them for me??
Jorge - definition
Jorge originally ment "loveable human being" in a secret language few people know.
A "Jorge" is a loveable human.
Jorge - slang
Jorge is kind person who is always willing to help someone else. Usually spanish and loves soccer. Plays video games most of the day and loves watching youtube.
Your such a Jorge
I'm going to Jorge on the couch
Jorge
The perfect man. Jorge is kind, caring, gentle, but also AMAZING in bed, tough, strong, and hilarious. Jorge is a bad ass who loves his woman, his family, and his country. Not the overly social type but not shy at all. Likes old school hip hop and Thai Food. Jorge can do ANYTHING he sets his mind to and is extremely well loved by anyone close to him. Jorge is incredibly handsome; An amazing smile with big kissable lips. Jorge loves football and muscle cars. Also, Jorge is exceptionally endowed.
Girl1: Isn't that your boyfriend?
Girl2: Yeah, he's PERFECT.
Girl1: His name must be Jorge then.
Girl2: DUHHH
Jorge
Best guy alive. Hella hot and hella nice and hella great. BEST PERSON EVER
Jorge is first on my 'to do' list
Jorge
Jorge is an amazing, loveable person, he just doesn't know it. He might accidentally hurt you by joking, but he is a thoughtful, caring person who is always by your side when you need him. He's the type of person who it's easy to be around and will always make you laugh. He has a charming, glowing, gorgeous smile that makes your day and amazing, swoon-worthy hair. His cheeks are always kissable and his lips are addictive. Jorges always give the best hugs and have the best arms to hold when you are sad. Jorge is perfect. The kind of person who you dream about. The kind of person you want to be with forever.
Cristal: "Damn Jorge is HOTTT!"
Diana: "He mine, bitch. Back off"