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What is Guy 1?
Before I get to the "definition", just hear this: never, ever, ever, EVER watch this video wherever you may find it because it leaves a troubling image burnt into your mind that depresses you whenever you think about it.
Anyway...
3 guys 1 hammer is a video that (unfortunately) is an actual video of 3 men in the Ukraine brutally murdering somebody with things like a hammer and a screwdriver. The group of 3 men in the video are called the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. They mutilate a victim in the video named Sergei Yatzenko. I will not say what happened to him except that he was murdered by these violent and mentally disturbed men.
The 3 men are currently serving a life sentence in prison for their acts. Personally I think they should have done to them what they did to over 20 people in their montage of murder.
Again, please refrain from watching the video. Find info about it if you want, but please do not watch it.
Example Person 1: Dude, have you seen 3 guys 1 hammer?
Example Person 2: Sorta, I could barely get through 8 seconds of the damn thing. Never watchin' that shit EVER again...
Guy 1 - video
Guy 1 - what is it?
One of the more disturbing videos goes like this: A naked man is in his kitchen with a glass jar on the floor. He squats over it so the jar goes up his ass. When it finally disappears, it shatters inside his ass. He then calmly proceeds to pick the broken shards of glass out of his profusely bleeding ass instead of calling 911. He does this without making a sound the whole time until he gets up and walks away and probably realizes he will die of internal anal bleeding and screams.
While it should be named 1 guy 1 jar, most people refer to it by the cup referencing
Person 1 "Hey friend, let me show you this video called 1 guy 1 cup"
Person 2 "This better not involve eating shit"
Person 1 "No worries dog, lets watch it"
1:30 later
Person 2 "Ur fucked up dude"
Person 1 "lol"
What does "Guy 1" mean?
A very disturbing video involving a naked man inserting a small jar into his ass by sitting on it. The jar breaks, and the rest of the video depicts his attempts toward removing all glass shards from his ass while hemorraging blood like a running bathroom sink.
"Did you see that video '1 guy 1 jar'?"
"Yeah, it was fucking gross as hell! He must've had a real hard time shitting after that."
Guy 1 - what does it mean?
Seemingly in every Urban Dictionary definition. Not sure how they’re not worldwide famous
Guy 1 and Guy 2 in unison: Hi everyone, it’s Guy 1 and 2 and we’re famous on this website because examples are hard
Guy 1 - meaning
Every word (almost) everyone uses on a demo of how to use a word
Guy#1: im bored
Guy#2: go to urbdic you lame dipshit
Guy 1 - definition
guy -1, the forgotten one.
guy 1: does anybody?... help...
guy -1: hello there, how does it feel to be lost and forgotten?
Guy 1 - slang
Used in EVERY example for urban dictionary.
Guy 1: Am I breaking the 4th wall right now?
Guy 2: idk.
Guy 1: I think I may be.
Guy 1
Kind of a chad, always up in some shit on here. When you see his name somewhere, you know something crazy is about to go down
Guy 1: hey it's me
Guy 2: that's so meta
Guy 1
He always gets to be first. Damn you first guy
Guy 1: Haha im first
Guy 2: Why are you always first :(
Guy 1
Someone who is forced everyday in his life to be an example in Urban Dictionary definitions.
He wants to be free.
He also has a brother, Guy 2.
It is said that he is used in every example in a sentence in Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: I can't!
Urban Dictionary writer: Give an example of the definition!
Guy 1: No....
Urban Dictionary writer: Then I will delete you from this text if you can't.
Guy 1: NO! Okay I'll do it!
Urban Dictionary writer: Good.