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What is i-Ready?
A fucking disgrace of a website meant to help you but all it does is make you want to flipping kermit sewer slide way more than you already do.
Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?
Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?
I-Ready, that one website that makes all students want to kill themselves.
i-Ready - meme gif
i-Ready - video
I-Ready - what is it?
A way to lose brain cells, torture students, and give them a reason for suicide
All for the sake of "EDUCATION"!
Teacher A: So how should we torture our students today?
Teacher B: I know; just give them I-Ready(s)!
Because of this monstrosity, somewhere there is a student committing toaster bath.\
What does "i-Ready" mean?
A website created by the government, that is used to brainwash and make kids think that learning is fun. The side effects of doing I ready are suicidal thoughts, mental disorders, trouble thinking, and loss of sanity. I ready is also commonly used as torture for the children that use it, and a source of entertainment for the teacher that assigns it.
If you have done I ready, or have been assigned it. It is suggested that you consult your local therapist as soon as possible to avoid the side-effects.
I-Ready: The true meaning of hell.
Story 1:
Corporate Slave A: Damn Josh today I'm having a rough day...
Corporate Slave B: Why don't we add a couple more 'encouraging' lesson on I ready?
Corporate Slave A: Man Josh your really the life of the party.
Story 2:
Student Slave A: Hey Chris tomorrow's the weekend, wanna play?
Student Slave C: Nah tomorrow I'm gonna jump off the roof of my house.
Student Slave B: Hey Chris can I join you too? I have some extra ropes from my project!
Student Slave Group: Oh you guys are gonna jump? We have a truck we're gonna drive off the side of the road.
Student Slave A: Wait what the hell, are you guys ok?
Student Slave Group: No we have I ready to do over the weekend. We were just thinking to end our suffering before it even starts.
Student Slave A: HOLY SHIT! I just realized I have I ready too, do you have room on that truck?
5 Years Later ----------
Slave to the government A: Didn't you heard about those group of students that committed suicide?
Slave to the government B: Oh yeah, poor kids! I wonder what made them wanna do it. :'(
Slave to the government A: Yeah... I wonder...
I-Ready - what does it mean?
The least effective way to make a student learn, and the most effective way to make a student kill themselves
Florida: oi lets buy i-ready
Governor: Ok, but not actually, let's trick the students into moving out of Florida so they can "get away from i-ready" and when they learn it's in other states they'll kill themselves.
I-Ready - meaning
A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.
Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?
Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?
Teacher: Great idea!
I-Ready - definition
The worst fucking school program ever.
Dude I fucking hate i-Ready.
I-Ready - slang
A horrible teaching platform that attempts to seem young and relatable, which it fails at, and keep everything at a first grade explanation, no matter the subject or difficulty of it.
Jim: i-Ready is bad.
Joe: Yes
I-Ready
A stupid website that is gay and plory and yoop think they will educate you but they make you kermit sewer slide
Teacher: We're doing i-Ready
Jose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I-Ready
i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.
Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."
All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"
I-Ready
A website made to teach you things that makes you want to snap your computer in actual half.
i-ready causes PTSD.