What is grades?
A measure of knowledge and responsibility in each academic course taken by a student represented by an alphabetical letter. Though all being practically equal, each can be seen different ways by different scholars.
B=What a dumbass
D=You belong in a special needs class
A=Smarter than Einstoon! New Jordans!
B=Fucking genius! New fidget spinner!
F=Rape dat' teach
Example A: (Gets straight-A report card): Hmmm. I could've gotten a higher 90. Damn me. I probably get some of the lowest grades.
Example B: (Gets straight-A report card): Yeah, I think I did pretty good. I bet I'm pretty good with grades.
Example C: (Gets straight-A report card): Fuck yeah! I'm like fuckin' Albert Einstoon! I should get like fuckin' million pairs of Jordans. 'Cause I be gettin' best grades.
(BTW, alpha's not neccesarily best. Gives you a lot of anxiety.)
Grades - what is it?
the measurement of a student's skill of memorizing useless trash
Teacher: What's the phenomenon when your brother watches memes while two people named Michael take a piss on the grass at morning on a Friday while somebody dies of existential dread?
Teacher: Wrong! It's Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatus. You get no points for your grades.
What does "grades" mean?
A number that is given to a student that gives little to no feedback on how the student is improving or how could the student improve.
Student:is this my grade
Student:how can I improve
Teacher:get that percentage higher
Grades are hell
Grades - what does it mean?
Something that is eared by your hacking skills in school. Some People cheat by bribing the teachers to do it for them by doing their work, this will not work if the teacher doesnt like you.
leethacker: I got straight a's
straigh a student: i did the work
leethacker: you cheater
something invented to make you feel as if you are inferior to other people just by a letter in the alphabet
boy: heres my report card
dad: AN F????????????????????
dad: YOU SUCK AT LIFE AND SHOLD DIE BECAUSE THAT IS THE SIXTH LETTER IN THE ALPHABET NOT THE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How people in the world judge you.
They're usually based on a scale of 1-100, with 100 being the best, or f - A+, with A+ being he best.
You get these grades in school, such as on a test or as an average for the class. if you get a bad grade on a test, it hurts your average grade for that class and lowers your self-esteem. Your parents will also get angry at you and won't stop talking about until your average in that class goes up to an "acceptable" grade by their standards.
Person 1: I have a horrible grade in ILA class.
Person 2: What do you have in that class?
Person 1: a D+
Person 2: WTF!!?! YOU ARE GOING TO END UP AS SOME HOMELESS GUY BEGGING FOR CASH FROM THE SMART KIDS IN YOUR GRADE! YOU BETTER GET THOSE GRADES UP!
A magic word that causes students to get pressured by parents and causes teachers to get stressed out, becoming deranged psycotics.
Warining: it may cause suicide... It may also cause student's future to never be fulfilled and the occasional assumption that they are future high school dropouts. It may also cause most deaths in the Asian population:
B- Below Average
Person 1: How'd she die?
Person 2: Her grades came in.....
Mom: Oh, hey look your grades came in the mail~! *smiles* did you get-
Child: MOM! I SWEAR!! I TRIED MY BEST!
Mom: YOU GOT A C IN MATH??? WHAT ARE YOU A FAIL ASIAN!??? YOUR A-SIAN!! GET A'S OR YOUR DISOWNED!!!
An evaluative calculation based on alphabetical sequence that is used to make one a slave to the system and puppet to labor. Holds no correlation with intelligence, wisdom, or knowledge.
Student A: I got A's for all my grades.
Student B: Wonderful, now go properly learn.
Either a letter, check mark, or numerical percentage, awarded to students to serve as an arbitrary means of evaluating one’s academic performance regarding various scholarly subjects and thus assessing one’s comparative worth against his/her pupils. Grades originated out of social necessity through individuals who were too stupid to recognize whether or not someone had any intellectual value without a universal standard to measure by.
The most stupid example of grades is the minus/plus system, which penalizes the achievers and rewards the slackers.
Something that rates the amount of effort and skill you put into a piece of work, typically for school
Below shows how different races generally feel about their grades, in categories Other and Asians.
Grades to Others:
A= Above Average
D= Below Average
Grades to Asians:
B= Below Average
D= Death (partially from parents)
F= Fucked (partially from parents)