Definder - what does the word mean?

What is student?

A person who studies a degree level subject at university. Usually hard worked and low on money (with a few exeptions). Often victimised as over spending, rowdey, smelly and unwilling to learn by older x-students who are finding it hard to come to terms with their old age (see mid-life crisis). Also victimised by govermental plans to up tuition fees and create elitist institutes, that only foreighn students will atend. Fond of enjoying themselves while they still can.

'I wish I was still a student'

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Student - what is it?

The quality of when a student is ready to pay attention in class and learn. Having an attitude of gratitude.

Timmy was very studentic and he not only studied for his exam, but positively affected his classmates.

Mr. K: "Thanks Jim for being so studentic."
Jim: "It's what I do Mr. K"

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What does "student" mean?

A severely sleep deprived person attending a university. Said deprivation normally due to studying, but more often, social life.

Students are also commonly associated with procrastination on school assignments which then results in further lack of sleep.

The student stayed up till 3 am working on a paper assigned 5 weeks ago, started 5 hours ago, and due at 10 am.

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Student - what does it mean?

To study for 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, 2 weeks per year

Last week before our end of year exam I actually felt like a university student

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Student - meaning

someone really tries to learn but has no gain

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Student - definition

A synonym for the word slave

I don't need an example, just click the link in the definition

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Student - slang

People who always protest things. Students are usually involved in liberal protests. Students and protesting go hand in hand.

Students protest anti-immigrant bill.

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a slacker who cant be fucked going to classes regularly nor getting a full time job

A: "Shouldn't you be at work?"
B: "No, I'm a student."
A: "Shouldn't you be at school then?"
B: "I don't think you heard me, I'm a student."

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Somebody attending college or university. Students are in general fond of alcohol, marijuana, and sex, though that is definitely not all they think about.

Students come in three varieties: arts, corporate, and useful.

Arts students 'study' arts subjects. Note that they do not study art with the intention of creating it; rather, it is with the aim of appreciating it. With the odd exception like journalism (which is actually a pretty useful degree through which one can find meaningful employment) arts students give students in general a bad name. An arts degree is ridiculously easy to get (really, it is), so arts students do not have to do any form of study, or even attend lectures at all. Thus, they go around boozing, fucking, and bringing down the good name of serious students. They usually come from middle class backgrounds, and are merely attending university for the fun, as they will be able to secure a great job before they even get their degree due to mommy's connections.

The corporate student studies in areas such as law, commerce, and accountancy. They have a slightly greater need to attend lectures, but not so much as useful students. They keep the world economy running smoothly, and their degrees actually require some work and intelligence to obtain. They often come from a poor background, and wish to break free from a vicious cycle.

The useful student studies in an area such as science, engineering, or medicine. Degrees in these areas require quite a bit of work; as an added bonus, student must attend labs as well as lectures. In many cases, these students are motivated to make the world a better place, or to help others in a meaningful way. If not, then they simply wish to exercise their brains to the fullest.

After obtaining a degree, a student may opt to become a post-graduate, wherein they do some independant research under the supervision of a proffessor. Few students reach this stage, but those who do are often responsible for important new discoveries.

I am a student, studying microbiology, biochemistry, and immunotechnology because I want to find the cure for AIDS. Don't hate me because I attend college.

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someone that is forced to go to hell for years on end

i'm a student in hell

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