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What is new year?Guy1: You going to work on new year's? new year - videoNew year - what is it?New yearβs is basically the Earthβs birthday party and everyone celebrates it all together to show how thankful they are for the earth. Anthony: HAPPY NEW YEARβS!! What does "new year" mean?A time that hasn't happened yet, but signifies the end of all the past New Years. Since it's a New Year, people usually make resolutions with themselves and/or others in order to forfity themselves and their self-respect, or whatever the reason. This year I plan on killing you New year - what does it mean?A time when humanity realizes they are one more year closer to being extinct and dominated by robots and aliens to continue the foster and growth of the earth to supply there weapons and mother ships. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 , 3, 2, 1 BOOOOOOOM! New Years. New year - meaningA holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk. What better way to start off a new year than with a head-splitting hangover, the stench of vomit on your clothes, and a DWI. New year - definitionThe reason for all the birthdays in September. I have about 10 new years baby friends. New year - slangTo perform this sex act, you need to gather the vomit, shit, saliva, and cum/vaginal fluids of ten kindergarteners whose birthdays fall on January/September 1st, as well as your own. Pour them in a blender and let the mixture blend for thirty minutes. After it's finished, make a human centipede out of the kindergarteners with a staplegun, feed the mixture and some laxatives to the first kid, and quickly staple his anus to the last kid's mouth to finish the cycle of gurgling and shitting. It should be noted that the kids will try to break free, so it won't hurt to glue their limbs to the floor. After an hour, break the link between the first and last kid, give the first kid Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, and quickly staple his ass to the last kid's mouth. Finish the act by beating off on each kid's face. New Years is every politician's favorite sex act. New yeardrunkeness, kissing (and stuff)and gettin ruggy in the moonlight! god i cant wait to get ruggy @ new year New yearwhen the world completes the cycle of 365 full days and starts a new cycle of 365 days, which is usually on the 1st of January, or for some people its the 16th of March 'hey, how many days to go til new year?' New year1. Another year. 1. "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!" |
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