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What is birthdays?
the one time of year when all the random kids from 8th grade feel like they should post on your wall because they'll be a good person. in reality, no one gives a shit.
Jane Doe posted on your wall "happy birthday (;"
your reaction: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
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Birthdays - what is it?
the day signifying that you're another year closer to your eventual and innevitable decay.
Fuck, its my birthday.
What does "birthdays" mean?
a day to celebrate that you havent died in in the last year
"its my birthday!"
"Whoopdy fucking doo"
Birthdays - what does it mean?
The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.
It isn't your birthday, it's your mom's.
Birthdays - meaning
A holiday that occurs every 365 days in celebration of freedom from the mother's womb.
My birthday is on December 9th.
Birthdays - definition
In technical terms, the day and month that you entered this world, by exiting your mothers womb.
In Facebook terms, the day when people that you don't know decide to write a somewhat personal message on your wall, congratulating you on this occasion
Charlie: Happy Birthday Ashley! hope you have alot of fun tonight! maybe we can see each other later
Ashley: Charlie, who the hell are you?
Charlie: We met at Emily's party three years ago! remember? I introduced myself, you said go away I have a boyfriend, and then sprayed pepper spray on me? I sent the whole night crying in the bathroom!
Ashley: oh yeah sorry about that. By the way I dont have a boyfriend anymore. You wanna get together later?
Birthdays - slang
I wouldn't be here if I never had a birthday.
Birthdays
The day I came out of a vagina
Birthdays
The day people celebrate every year, forgetting that they are actually celebrating the day their suffering officially began.
Jack: Hey Tony what are you gonna do on your birthday tomorrow?
Tony: Bruh, I don't do birthday's coz I don't wanna celebrate the day my suffering began.
Birthdays
The one day of the year that you should be able to do whatever you want, but ends up being the day that you do what everyone else thinks you want.
Ricky: "I'm good with just staying home and watching Football..."
Family/Friends: "No! It's your Birthday! Come on, let's go out for dinner/drinks/socializing!"