Definder - what does the word mean?

What is torture?

sexual tension pain, when you can't touch yourself and you want to, sexual frustration

John likes to torture me at my desk. He sends me flirty emails and wants me to engage in fellatious banter until I want to get myself off, at my desk!

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Torture - what is it?

Tormenting the hell out of someone

1. Helping my mom choose her glasses, knowing that my taste in glasses sucks big-time and then making her get that pair of glasses.

2. Strapping my ex-boss to a chair and make him watch the Saints-Bears pre-season game of 97, over and over again, until he begs for mercy.

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What does "torture" mean?

being forced to watch barney while tied up and gagged

I was suspected of being a terrorist so the feds locked me up in Guantanamo Bay Detention Center and tortured me by making me watch that friggin kids show Barney. I tried to kill myself, but to no avail. TORTURE.

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Torture - what does it mean?

Any type of learning enviorment there is, and ever will be.

Ever.

Principal: Hello, welcome to torture.

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Torture - meaning

1) the act of tieing anyone to a chair and sicking a million rabid mongooses to come and slowly eat there flesh off there bones.
2) being forced to watch every epiosode in english AND in norwegean of teletubies.
3) to beat the person you have tied down sensless with a 10 pound bass (fish) and then set their eyebrows on fire
4) catholic school

you: This is torture!

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Torture - definition

Any song by the following artists
justin bieber
ke$ha
drake
kanye west
the jonas brothers
hannah montana
ext.

turn that shit off its fucking torture i can't stand justin beiber

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Torture - slang

A game where you try to come up with the most painful thing you would do to the other person. You trade turns, and whoever can't come back with a response loses.

Guy: Yeah, torture motherfucker...I'll tie you to a bedpost with your asscheeks spread out, put a hanger on a stove for half an hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like: tssssssssssssssSSSSSST!

Other Guy: I'll lay your nuts on a dresser, just your nuts, and bang them with a spiked bat! BLAOW!

Guy: I'll pull your tongue out of your mouth and stab it with a rusty screwdriver! BLAOW!

Other Guy: I'll hang you by your dick off of a 12 story building!

Guy: I'll sew your asshole closed and keep feeding you... and feeding you... and feeding you... and feeding you...

Other Guy: ...you win

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Torture

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal: BEEP. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound: DING. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

"hey we have the fitness gram pacer test today"
yay torture in hell"

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Torture

The ancient art or inflicting physical, mental, and/or emotional pain on somebody for information, as punishment, or just sheer sadistic pleasure.

Torture is not limited to humans; disturbed sickos will also torture innocent animals.

Torture is not limited to history; it's still around.

Torture has been carried out in every way possible; you name it, it's been done:

-Rack
-Iron Maiden
-Dunking
-Breaking at the Wheel
-Brank
-Public Humiliation
-Pear of Anguish
-Breast Ripper
-Flogging
-Quartering
-Judas Cradle
-Pillory/Yoke
-Spiked cages
-Pendulum
-Burning at the Stake
-Water Torture
-Mutilation
-Head Crusher
-Tongue Tearer
-Gibbet
-Garrotte
-Interrogation Chair
-Spanish Donkey
-Spanish crusher
-Spanish Boot
-Spanish Tickler
-Knee-Splitter/Thumbscrew

And that's just a few.

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Torture

school=torture

i get tortured 5 times a week for 6 hours

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