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What is feeding the ducks?
Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.
The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.
feeding the ducks - video
Feeding the ducks - what is it?
The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice
Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?
Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift
Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*
What does "feeding the ducks" mean?
Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship
Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
Feeding the ducks - what does it mean?
Code word for any sort of sexual act. This includes masturbating, having sex with anyone, phone sex, cybering, etc, etc.
"I had to feed the ducks all alone."
"Will you help me feed my ducks?"
"The ducks are hungry." (would symbolize being horny)
"I think my ducks are going to die of starvation."
"Oh man, the ducks are STUFFED."
Feeding the ducks - meaning
Jacking it.
Called feeding the ducks because you use a similar hand motion when you feed ducks.
"Your dad was cleaning the pool with his shirt off, so I had to go home and feed the ducks."
Feeding the ducks - definition
1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.
2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.
I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.
Feeding the ducks - slang
jerkin' your shit to internet pron, or having your shit jerked by someone else.
Aaron and Phil said 'BRB' at the same time, so it was obvious they were feeding each other's ducks.
Feeding the ducks
Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.
Phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but I found out later that he just went over to Stevos to feed the ducks.
Feeding the ducks
Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.
Stuart: "I caught Joey having a wank on the couch last night."
Jeff: "Was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks"
Feeding the ducks
Masturbating, usually to internet pr0n.
Aaron said BRB, then proceeded to feed the ducks.