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What is plonker?

Chiefly British: A male paedophile (pedophile) - likes sexual activity with underage boys.

When I was twelve I was walking my bike in the park when this plonker came up to me said I had lovely legs, did I want to go with him. I got on my bike and took off! (This really happened!)

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Plonker - what is it?

What you call someone who is so drunk that his head hits the table and makes a loud "Plonk!"

Ingrid is such a plonker! She is smashed out of her mind!

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What does "plonker" mean?

Someone whose words are not worth reading.
See also plonk.

"Sheesh, what a plonker, I just forwarded all mail from him to the bit bucket.

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Plonker - what does it mean?

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cunt and wanker.

John is a plonker.

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Plonker - meaning

Almost any penis, but not a very small one.
A foolish person.
A big wet kiss.
Almost anything that is remarkably big.

Almost certainly most derive from plonker as size, but this in turn possibly from "to plonk", to place with little or no accuracy possibly because it was big and heavy. See also plonka.

"Put your plonker away, Eric."
"Oh Bob, you're such a plonker."
"When I said she looked nice, she gave me a plonker straight on the lips."
"It was the biggest turkey we'd ever had. A real plonker."
"She plonked the meal down in front of me. 'Get stuck in,' she cried."

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Plonker - definition

a poo that is so heavy that makes a massive splash with the toilet water that hits your arse and makes you feel wet.

aw man i just took a massive plonker!

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Plonker - slang

A stupid person
A penis

Look at that fucking plonker!
I stuck my big fat plonker up her arse!

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Plonker

a willy! or a dopey person

rodney u plonker!

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Plonker

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

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Plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

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