Definder - what does the word mean?

What is plonk?

British colloquial term for wine. Generally used to refer to cheap or lower quality wines.

What shall we order? Shall we just cheap-out and get the plonk?

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plonk - video


Plonk - what is it?

an insult you say to someone when you're messing around. Less harsh than "you idiot" or "you fuckhead."

You plonk.

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What does "plonk" mean?

A bad photo with no redeeming features.

Can be used as a verb to mean taking a photo with zero effort or thought behind it.

"Wow, I can't believe that plonk got so many upvotes on r/analog."

"Yeah, they really plonked that one."

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Plonk - what does it mean?

A shorted version of plonker meaning a idiotic, moronic, stupid person.

You're such a plonk, spilling all the milk.

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Plonk - meaning

rhyming slang for cheap white wine.

bottle of blanc (white) = plonk

bring some plonk.
bring a bottle of plonk.

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Plonk - definition

A word used on message boards as a response to some turd, to let them know you've just put them on ignore.

Tom: I hope everyone had a good day today.

Turd: Duh, it's night here.

Tom: *plonk*

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Plonk - slang

in Australian slang -

1: wine. usually referring to cheap wine but not neccessarily.

2: to place something down on a surface (even one's bum).

1: do you reckon a couple of bottles of plonk will be enough for dinner?

2: hey, come'n plonk your bum down and watch the movie, darl.

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Plonk

Cheap wine

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Plonk

The sound a user makes as it hits the bottom of another user's killfile bin

Some AOL user wrote:
> <snipped pointless drivel>

*PLONK*

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Plonk

from: the on-line hacker Jargon File, version 4.2.3:

plonk excl.,vt. Usenet: possibly influenced by British slang
`plonk' for cheap booze, or `plonker' for someone behaving stupidly
(latter is lit. equivalent to Yiddish `schmuck') The sound a {newbie}
makes as he falls to the bottom of a {kill file}. While it originated
in the {newsgroup} talk.bizarre, this term (usually written "*plonk*")
is now (1994) widespread on Usenet as a form of public ridicule.

St00oid is as st00pid oes. *PLONK*

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