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What is Plonk?
A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.
Hey, lool. that girl's hair looks tooo fakke boyy
LOOOL. she has a PLONK ON
Plonk - meme gif
Plonk - video
Plonk - what is it?
to shit and ejaculate on someones face
dude last night me and amber were doing it and i plonked all over her face.
that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.
What does "Plonk" mean?
Verb. To Plonk means to run your fingers through someone's hair.
I went in for a kiss, plonking her. She freaked out. Apparently those chicks have something against touching their manicured hair.
God damnit! I just want to plonk you so bad!
Plonk - what does it mean?
The sound of faeces hitting the water when deficating in a toilet.
verb. "I just had a 1337 plonk man"
"I just had a 1337 plonk man"
Plonk - meaning
When a person attempts to insert a flaccid penis during sex.
"That guy was terrible! He was too drunk and tried to plonk me"
Plonk - definition
Staying in bed for an extended or exaggerated amount of time; sleeping, watching movies, or cuddling with a partner, or a group.
I feel so lazy, I plonked for 5 hours before deciding to do my laundry.
Plonk - slang
the sound Cho produces in her wild habitat to attract Led.
Cho: PLONK!
Led: TARGET ACQUIRED, STALKING MODE ON.
Plonk
An expression that connotes a deep sexual desire for the addressee. Mostly included in the vocabulary of crackwhores, camilles, and other strange women. A sign to avoid the speaker at all costs
her "PLONK"
him "haha what's that..."
her "an........ onomatopoeia?"
him "BITCH YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND DON'T CALL ME AGAIN."
Plonk
Plonks are racist members of the Shoreline, WA community who commit hate crimes, are glued to Fox News, and who refuse to acknowledge their hateful and outdated opinions. Plonks and Karens are closely related.
Man, did you see what Karen did the other day? She's such a plonk.
Plonk
1. Cheap wine
2. The sound your poo makes when it hits water
I wouldnt mind a bottle of plonk...
*squeeze* plonk!