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What is Phil?
The god to look up to. Future world conqueror and passionate lover. Intricate facial hair enthusiast. Effortlessly attracts all women. Thoughtful and cautious but never shy. World traveler. Never try to outshine or outsmart a Phil.
Dude 1: I just met a guy named Phil.
Dude 2: Did it blow your mind and change your world forever?
Dude 1: Damn right...
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Phil - what is it?
verb: to pull a Phil is to say something completely nonsensical which confuses/baffles human beings with normal, functioning brains.
noun: Phils are generally below average intelligence and have a tendency to do stupid things. Beware of encountering a Phil. They may fool you with their university "degrees", charm and dazzling smile, but their idiocy is highly contagious.
"Dude, he totally pulled a Phil and tried to clean those dishes with a microwave!"
"Did he just confuse armadillos with dinosaurs? That guy is such a Phil..."
What does "Phil" mean?
That which makes you whole. More than enough. Satisfying.. Take a look at me now. You're the only one...
It's been a long time since I've seen him and yet, I've got to have my Phil.
Phil - what does it mean?
tall, blonde, cute, shy. doesnt really know how to flirt, but indirectly lets a girl know he likes her. likes blondes. has a good sense of humor. likes to buy a lot of sunglasses. wont hug the girl he likes cuz he thinks it might be awkward. indirectly adorable. likes girls with a name beginning with A.
and trust me. i am a psychologist, and 78% of men named phil fit this category. ladies, do not give up on a guy named phil. give him time. he will come to you eventually :)
Phil likes her!
How can you tell?
He always smiles around her!
Phil - meaning
Ray of sunshine. Too pure for this world. Somehow adorable and sexy at the same time.
Dan: See that guy over there?
Emilia: Yea?
Dan: You could literally photosynthesize off of him.
Emilia: Whats his name?
Dan: Phil.
Phil - definition
A God among men. Phil is all-knowing. Don't question his powers. He is often seen sporting a large brass instrument and wearing a purple tanktop.
I just won the lottery, Im such a Phil.
Phil - slang
Very popular in high school, gets all the ladies but tends to have sex with all the older girls.
Always on some type of drug, usually a phil might be shy but he carries a big package below.
Warning - Phil's have a very high sex drive and will fuck anything, so be prepared.
John "Yo that kids got a big dick"
Matt: "Yeah he must have some Phil in him"
Phil
A big big loser who has fetishes for his dad wearing pink/leapord skin speedos.
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Pullin a Phil is when you're too ugly to get a woman so you settle for a crossdresser when you're drunk
Mike: im not gay plus i was drunk, plus they're non gender conformed so technically its not a man or a woman nanana
Jason: Sounds like you're pullin a phil
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A dodgy cretin that hangs around children
Oi you see that guy over there bet his names Phil