Definder - what does the word mean?

What is spanking the monkey?

to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place

i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels

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spanking the monkey - video


Spanking the monkey - what is it?

masterbation- male only.

I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.

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What does "spanking the monkey" mean?

When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.

Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!

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Spanking the monkey - what does it mean?

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis

All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!

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Spanking the monkey - meaning

like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)

Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha

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Spanking the monkey - definition

taking herman to the circus

Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night

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Spanking the monkey - slang

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

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Spanking the monkey

masturbating

"I wanna spank the monkey"

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Spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

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Spanking the monkey

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

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