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What is skeet?
To launch a flying stream of man juice through the air, preferably hitting a whore in her eye.
1. Grandpa took 5 pills of viagra, then skeeted in grandmas pancakes.
2. Joe was polishing his knob, then accidentally skeeted in Jens eye.
3. Little sam was cleaning his member, and discovered his first skeet at the age of 13.
4. Mom was cleaning the counter when she discovered a puddle of skeet.
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skeet - video
Skeet - what is it?
To release a massive load of sperm, To remove the semen from a male body. Or in slang terms: to cum all over that bitch.
"Oh my! I got skeet in my eye", said Mildred.
"I'm terribly sorry.", said Eugene.
What does "skeet" mean?
In St. Louis, since back in the day before the Ying Yang Twins started making their bunk ass raps, skeet was the word for anything too small, annoying, dumb, or just plain unproper. It is a versitile word, capable of inhabiting the realms of adjective, or verb.
We got skeeted on that buddah sac, it's two grams short.
Or
Those are some skeet gym shorts! You look like a seventies basketball player. Too much thigh son.
Or
Dude: Wanna go see the new Hillary Duff movie?
Other Dude: Fuck that, her shit is skeet.
Skeet - what does it mean?
masculine noun
Term local to Newfoundland, particular the Metropolitan St. John's region.
A. 1. A person who makes deliberate attempts at starting trouble in public places, usually picking fights with anyone passing by, or by shouting insults and obscenities at random people.
2. Usually characterised by choice of music (predominantly rap), and style of dress (much bling-bling, EXCO clothing/Columbia jackets)
3. Perhaps most closely related to the North American "wigger" (white nigger), they attempt to personify the agressive afro-american culture embodied in rap music. This, again, is done through loud blasting of rap, their style of dress, and inexplicable agression.
Perhaps better explained as an overagressive wigger, in many cases.
4. Verbally, can be distinguished by liberal peppering of any conversation with "fuck(ing)" "faggot" "queer", or any combination of the aforementioned. Often used in both private conversation with friends (eg.: "Buddy, you're some fuckin' queer, wha?"), or in public address, in psuedo-attempts at agression ("FUCKIN' FAGGOT! Yeah, walk away, you FUCKIN' PANSY QUEER!").
5. Usually associated with vices of society - excessive drinking and smoking, oftentimes with drug use.
6. Usually found at their peak between the ages of 12 and 18. Younger than twelve, they are usually psuedo-skeets, who put forth such an appearance for public display.
feminine form of skeet - Squaw.
Usually defined by similar standards, "squaw" is generally used to define the female companion of a skeet. Equally agressive, for no particular reason, these are usually the girlfriends of skeets.
B. Derogatory term generally used by a person fitting the definition in A to define a counterpart or acquaintance in an insulting way.
A. *person one accidentally bumps shoulders with person 2*
P2. "Watch yer fuckin' step 'er I'll pound ya flat ya fuckin' faggot!"
P1. "Sheesh, that guy was such a skeet."
B. *person 2 from above example meets up with person 3*
P3."Dat party last night was some wicked, wha?"
P2."Nah, 'twasnt, shure."
P3."Why da fuck not? Too many fags like you?"
P2."Buddy, ya fuckin' skeet!"
Skeet - meaning
to ejaculate.
see well articulated examples below:
Let me skeet, don't hesitate
It ain't good to masturbate
Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick
If you say you'll be my bitch
You'll be proud to be my hoe
I'll take you everywhere I go
If anybody else, you belong to me
Is this my pussy? (woman: Yeah, Marquis...)
I'm the one that has you sprung
When I skeet, we'll have a son
Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
Pull it out and skeet the walls
Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
When I skeet is when you suck it
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free
--2 Live Crew,
Shake a Lil' Somethin' (1996)
"She got freaky in yo' sixty-fo', I skeeted in her throat"
--Hitman, Xxplosive
Chronic 2000 (1999)
Chorus: Ying Yang Twins + (Elephant Man)
Three, six, nine, damn your fine
Move it till you sock it to me one more time
Get low, get low (Get Low) get low (Get low) get low (Get low)
(Elephant Man: Come on!)
To the window (EM: Give dem di dance now) to the wall (To the wall) (EM: Buss di dance now)
Till the sweat drop down my balls (My Balls!)
All these bitches crawl (Crawl)
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers (Motherfuckers)
Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers (Motherfuckers)
Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)
Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz - Get Low
Skeet - definition
To bust a nut, or cum all over the place.
please don't skeet inside my butt, just skeet on my back.
sorry i didn't mean to skeet inside your ass like that, it just happend.
Skeet - slang
To pull out of a woman and ejaculate on her.
Just like skeet shooting. PULL! and then you shoot.
Skeet
To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.
Bob skeeted all over Sally's face.
Skeet
A word used in Newfoundland that corresponds best with "chav."
Skeets wear over-sized clothes, obnoxious jewelry, the "tilted" hat, smoke, drink, and deal/smoke lots of pot. They walk with a pronounced strut and believe themselves to be very tough. They hang around in packs so that if anyone messes with them, they can jump them as a group and beat the shit out of them.
The girl version of a skeet is also called "skeet." They wear tight jeans and hoodies, or skanky tops. They have bleached blonde hair or chunky highlights, and wear really awful make-up. They smoke and also believe they are very tough. They often get into fights. They have a high affinity to getting pregnant from their skeet boyfriend.
Skeets talk in a thick Newfoundland accent with some mainstream hip-hop influences. Their slurred speech is indicative of their abysmally low intelligence.
They often drop out of school in either junior high or high school. Until then, they can be seen hanging around in a circle by a dumpster smoking or selling pot.
"A bunch of skeets beat up my brother while he was walking home last night. He wouldn't give them a cig, so all 25 of them kicked him to the ground and sent him to the hospital."
"Brig is pregnant again, and she's still smoking and picking fights. What a skeet."
Skeet
-semen, to ejaculate
Don't skeet on me.
Is that skeet on your pants