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What is to spank the monkey?
to have a wank cf choking the chicken
i'm just off to spank the monkey
to spank the monkey - video
To spank the monkey - what is it?
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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.
What does "to spank the monkey" mean?
to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place
i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels
To spank the monkey - what does it mean?
masterbation- male only.
I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
To spank the monkey - meaning
When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.
Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!
To spank the monkey - definition
"I wanna spank the monkey"
To spank the monkey - slang
Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
To spank the monkey
When a man masterbates or strokes his penis
All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!
To spank the monkey
waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"
To spank the monkey
to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself
Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey!