Definder - what does the word mean?

What is stay home?

A long term girlfriend who stays at your home. Similar to a stay at home mom or a housewife, with the exception that your not married & have no children. She cooks, cleans, plays with the dog, watches TV & fucks the shit out of ya when you come home. Typicly has the occasional part-time job, just to break up the boredom.

This does not mean some Gold digger or Skank who shacks up with you for a month or two, always bouncing from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap Ham Radio.

The Stay At Home Girlfriend arrangement works as such: You pay all the bills & give her shoping money. She maintains your household & provides sexual favors. Works quite well really.

My ex-girlfriend Dani was a stay at home girlfriend.

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stay home - video


Stay home - what is it?

A unemployed man who lives with his parents and has no motivation to improve his life by getting a job or education.

After graduating from high school, six years ago, my son now spends all of his time watching porn and surfing the internet. He is a stay at home son

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What does "stay home" mean?

What we should all be doing 24/7/366 until this freaking pandemic becomes history.

Stay home save lives. Maybe then this will become a thing of the past.

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Stay home - what does it mean?

It means stay inside your home and don’t go out and stay safe!

stay at home and help keep everyone safe (from the 2020 virus)

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Stay home - meaning

When the Governor of Cali orders you to stay at home during COVID-19, so you are forced to do nothing and it is everything you ever hoped it would be.

The Governor issued a stay at home order, so now I have an excuse to sit on the couch with Ben, Jerry and watch Netflix and chill with my dog while maintaining a steady buzz thanks to legal cannabis!

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Stay home - definition

A phrase usually used to goad someone into an outlandish/awesome act. Similar to the phrase "go big or go home" this phrase considers added, undeniable reasoning; If you have no intention of going big, don't bother coming out at all.

"Guys, don't you think 380 Jello shots is a little excessive?"
"GO BIG OR STAY HOME!"

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Stay home - slang

Phrase used by people who do not desire to hang out for the day. Often used to avoid offending someone when they already have plans, do not want to hang out with the asker, or really just want to stay home. Often followed by three periods (..) to show false/real remorse.

Friend 1: Hey, wanna go see Yogi Bear?

Friend 2 (to himself): That idea sounds hella stupid
Frined 2: No thanks, I'm staying home today...

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Stay home

what pornhub renamed itself so you can stay home and enjoy free premium videos of girls who may or may not be underage sucking your cock

brah 1: "Yo dude, you tryna beat the while watching PH?"
brah 2: "Nah bruh, I'm watching stay-home hub with free premium"

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Stay home

Stay Home because coronavirus is around.

Girlfriend:*Tries to kiss her boo*
Boyfriend:Social distancing
Girlfriend:Then why the fuck am I here
Boyfriend:I don't know

Just Stay Home

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Stay home

Travel 264 miles from your home

I should stay home this weekend, in Durham 264 miles from my actual house. Travel to Durham, save lives.

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