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What is phone sex?
something that is real and doesn't make you lame, ugly, obese, non-sociable, etc. Itz pretty much fucking amazing
Girl: Wanna have phone sex three times tonight?
Boy: Maybe two my dick hurts
Girl: Pussy ass jew
Boy:I love you baby
Girl:I love you too :)
phone sex - video
Phone sex - what is it?
Were Two People Are On The Phone And There Both Moaning To Each And There Both Masterbating
Me: Omg I Had The Best Phone Sex Last Night With Craig
Mate: Omg You Had Phone Sex With Him Again!!
Me : Yeah!
What does "phone sex" mean?
a form of having sex during lokcdown with your other half because coronavirus is preventing you from seeing them. It mainly consists of a face to face chat with them but can be on speaker only. Both people talk seductively and attempt to turn on the other person whilst also masturbating with them simultaneously.
downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
mate: "yo what you did with your gyal last night?"
me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"
Phone sex - what does it mean?
for times when your either too scared for real sex or, no one will have sex with you, phone sex is pretty fun. its also good for laughs. i mean you could do the whole role play thing or tell the other person what youd like to do and or that your already doing it... in some strange way, or you can just masturbate along with the other person, the girl sreaming and moaning and the guy breathing heavily and such. you might even go for "ohh your voice is so hot" or "im so wet" or "i only wanna please you"?? ... but just dont do the "i want u to have my kids" that pretty werid unless ur serious and u know the person rele wants your kids and can haddle that sick form of dirty tlking.
::phone rings::
boy: hey wats up. girl: ...na na nothing.... boy: ... wat r u doing? girl: oooooh my gooood. boy: need some help?
girl: ....::moaning::
later leads into phone sex
girl:hey guess wat i had sex with "brady bunch" again
friend: ...over the phone? girl: ... yes... it was hoooot!
Phone sex - meaning
when two partners are over the phone moaning and groaning.usually the guy is jacking off and the girl is moaning or fingering herself the tell tells her how many fingers and he just jacks off waitin to ejaculate.
hey baby lets have phone sex!
Phone sex - definition
* the alternative to the real thing
* basically jacking off while on the phone with someone (usually they're doing the same thing)
* good for kicking boredom
i totally got off havin phone sex with *** last night
Phone sex - slang
The best you can get when your boyfriend/girlfriend is a 1000 miles away.
My boyfriend went back home to Texas for the summer, so now we only get to have phone sex.
Phone sex
when two phones jump on top of eachother and start having sex. that is all.
phone 1: hey sexy ;) lets get in onnn!
phone 2: okay, i love phone sex with you.
Phone sex
Gives you hearing AIDS
It' a joke, idiot. Phone sex is sex over the phone.
Phone sex
The method of having sex virtually when you can’t go link with your bitch in person. Y'all just have sex over FaceTime and get freaky over the phone and just use your imagination a little bit to make it seem like you are having actual sex. This shit usually works best when the dude is jerking his shit while the bitch is rubbing her shit. Shit, I know dudes who could get horny enough to try and stick their dicks into the charger port of their phones but that's for another day. There's some tards who will try to argue that partaking in phone sex is enough to classify as losing your virginity but those dudes are on crack. This definition will play a very key role in a later definition known as “160”
Damn my bitch lives in Oregon and I live in the broke ass state of Missouri, I really wanna have sex with her but I'm gonna have to do it through phone sex and I'm excited because I'll lose my virginity too.