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What is Yule log?
A shit that leaves your asshole burning long after you have left the bowl.
That Thai food I had yesterday made me drop a few yule logs this morning and now my asshole is on fire. Think I'll have to skip school.
Yule log - video
Yule log - what is it?
Wrapping a Christmas bow around your penis and placing it on a female (or male) companions face.
Dude, I totally gave her the Yule Log last night!
What does "Yule log" mean?
a satisfying poop that one takes during the holiday season.
James: Hey, where's Tom at?
Corey: He's in the washroom dropping a Yule Log
Yule log - what does it mean?
A shit log that is encrusted with undigested green vegetable matter interspersed with blood clots from hemorrhoids.
Man, I have to stop eating so much broccoli with cheese. I was bunged up for days until I finally gave birth to a yule log.
Yule log - meaning
Taking that massive post Christmas eating binge dump.
I’ll be yule logging after Christmas dinner.
All that egg nog made my Yule logging experience a little wet.
Yule log - definition
one definition may be: The first large defecation on or around Christmas that occurs when the following conditions are met 1. in a state of euphoria from various ingested substances 2. large quantities of heavy food have been consumed 3. on Christmas vacation 4. great sense of relief and renewed optimism follow the event
Tidings and joy everyone, I have broken out the yule log, let's rejoice!
Yule log - slang
the huge dump that one takes during the holidays because one eats way too much
#1: i need to use the bathroom, excuse me.
#2: i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a yule log bomb...
Yule log
When a person celebrates Christmas by taking a #2 in their fireplace.
"I'm gonna go drop a yule-log" "Wait, don't shit in the fireplace!"
Yule log
A log that has been carved to resemble a penis - male sex organ- in the pagan worship of Saturnalia (Now know as Christ's mass) - for the GOD of excess & fertility GOD YULE.
The log is set to burn for 7 day's of the celebration with sometimes human sacrifices in this food, drink & sex (Homo-sexual encounters allowed) orgy, on the darkest days of the year in the winter- The only day master becomes slave- slave becomes master.
Peter asked "Is that a Yule log in your pocket- long, round, hard, & on fire...or are you just happy to see me or both..."
Dick said "Yes- would you like to worship it cause if I side it into your man holes...it will burn for 7day's- it wouldn't splinter and you better be clean cause I don't want the (Shit end) of the stick after..."
Yule log
n.- A thick, frozen feces stick, made by taking a large, gooey turd, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and placing in the freezer. The yule log is, when hardened by freezing, employed in masturbation.
I saw your mom lick the yule log last nite after she stick it in her coocheroo.