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What is your asshole?
1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph
Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.
your asshole - video
Your asshole - what is it?
Dicking around, fooling around when something needs to get done. Wasting time.
I am not going to wait around while you fondle your asshole, let's go!
Hey man, stop fondling your asshole and go get dinner!
What does "your asshole" mean?
A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".
Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"
Your asshole - what does it mean?
When you suck someone’s ass so hard, it feels numb
I’m gonna numbsuck your asshole so hard tonight.
Your asshole - meaning
an insult. to squeeze ones finger or two in the exit hole. in the hope of forcing the penile brain into the real brain for extra intelligence.
sam partridge you slut. go finger your asshole. thats saa aa aad
Your asshole - definition
Otherwise known as the ole Kyle Coleman. It is the act absolutely destroying the rectal opening beyond repair. Similar to damaging the brain and requiring a helmet for life.
He forgot my jacket this time and if you do it again I will retard your asshole.
Your asshole - slang
An exclamation when an upcoming event or deadline is approaching that will most likely lead to hardship. This can be used synonymously with the phrase "Your gonna get raped".
Dakota - "Man, I have two test, a paper, and finals are coming up... I am going to fail out of college...."
Travis - "Well damn, you better prepare your asshole.."
Your asshole
Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.
Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.
"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's
"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's
Your asshole
You.
Your asshole better shut the fuck up or we're gonna have a serious motherfuckin problem - right NOW.
Your asshole
1. (n) the anal opening, specifically, yours. you are probably sitting on it right now.
2. (n) poop goes out, my penis goes in
your asshole is big enough to park a truck in