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What is egg nog?
Just another synonym for semen.
"I was watching a porno last night and this bitch got a face full of Satan's egg nog."
egg nog - video
Egg nog - what is it?
Satan's Egg Nog is another way of saying cum. Or in other words, the sperm that comes out of your penis when ejaculating. A lot of people refer to masturbation as a sin therefor it is Satan's. And egg nog simply because it seems to work.
Hey there, don't be ashamed if you spill a little bit of Satan's Egg Nog every here and there.
What does "egg nog" mean?
First, you must participate in anal sex with your partner (doesn't matter what gender, as long as you're a guy) then you must ejaculate in their rectum and coninue to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the semen starts mixing with their feces. You then pull out and have your partner lick the mixture off of your penis
Guy 1: so did you get with Sally?
Guy 2: hell yeah! I gave her some egg nog!
Guy 1: awesome!
Egg nog - what does it mean?
A sticky, warm, gummy, usually pungent, (sometimes clumped) substance that excretes itself from the cob in the form of a wad but is manufactured and shipped from the factory dangling between a male's legs; also known as: the testes.
She suckled me until my eggs nogged.
The hand in which she cupped my scrotum was enough to boil my eggs and launch the egg nog all over.
Egg nog - meaning
A drink in which is made by taking a sip out of a carton of milk, then quickly puking the milk back into the container. Thus creating EGG NOG. This an also be done by taking a sip of rum after the milk, then puking it into the carton.
Dude I think i'm gonna be sick.. I just drank some of the egg nog Mike made.
Egg nog - definition
Mrs. Claus' breast milk
Come on Mrs. Claus, egg nog is very popular during the holiday season.
Egg nog - slang
A drink popular in the United States and Canada and closely associated with Christmas made from beaten eggs, sugar, cream and any of a choice of spirits. The original drink, however, came from the county of Norfolk in England and was made from eggs and a particularly strong ale called nog, presumably because it went straight to your noggin.
“I tried some original egg nog made to the Norfolk recipe.”
“What was it like?”
“Disgusting, same as the other stuff.”
Egg nog
A ferret like creature that lives amoungst you in your home. Normally drinks pints of the dark stuff (nig nog) and annoys you by never sleeping and doubling up as Rosemarie's baby
Hey Egg Nog - keep your evil anits to yourself you Nig Nog loving coon!
Egg nog
Something a lot of people drink at christmas, but very few actually like it.
"Ok, dad, i got the three litres of egg nog again this year."
"Great, son, now put them in the landfill along with the the rest."
Egg nog
An incredibly thick, fatty, sweet, creamy, interesting tasting fluid containing egg yolks traditionally consumed at Christmas. It is really good in my opinion. The initial reaction is the texture of thick snot, but the taste kind of evens it all out.
Egg nog kicks some buttermilk ass.