What is landfill?

A derogatory or disparaging term for the area inside the big box store "Target" where guests (customers) frequent. White trash "guests" often return items for the most puzzling and bizarre reasons.

"Landfill Island" was out of control today. There was a disorderly and unruly overflow of garbage piling up around customer service.

-"I bought a coffee maker last week. Damn thing didn't work, no matter how much gasoline I put in it. Its broke!"

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Landfill - what is it?

UK phrase referring to the amount of generic guitar based bands. It is characterised by:
* complete lack of rhythmic invention
* weedy vocals
* utter self-absorption
* million of songs about nothing but how *weird* the world is
* having gone on about twenty five years too long.

Credit also goes to Andrew Harrison at Word Magazine for coining the term "landfill indie"

Friend: "Ahh who is playing glastonbury this year?"

Me: "Some Landfill indie bands!"

Friend: "Like who?"

Me: "Scouting for girls, the kooks, the ting tings bands like that"

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What does "landfill" mean?

Completely filling her mouth with cum

That landfill though!

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Landfill - what does it mean?

When a man puts his asshole up to a woman's vagina and fills it up with shit.

I spent last night landfilling with the cleaning lady at my office. It was easy to get her to do it because she's a filthy whore.

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Landfill - meaning

India

Jamal: I live in India
Travis: What? How is it possible to live in one giant landfill?
Jamal: India aint a landfill
Travis: yes it is
Jamal: Sorry youre right, my country is one giant shithole. Im actually taking a shit on the streets right now and my cousin is masturbating next to me
Travis: Apology accepted

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Landfill - definition

A large man who is capable of chugging copious amounts of alcohol in mere moments. After holding a brewery hostage, he served three years in the county pen. Reportedly farted an entire plum.

Landfill could eat a ton... but he could also love a ton. He had this habit of swallowing his food whole; I called him "the tiger shark". I used to joke that if you cut open his belly you would find a license plate, and a tire, and half of an 8-year-old boy. One time, he farted an entire plum... I was plum surprised. I always told him to try to chew his food better but... he never listened to me. But that was Landfill. He was a fat asshole. But... he was MY fat ass-hole!

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