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What is India?

A country located in south Asia,

It is also called biggest democracy of the world , some places in India are like of U.S ( partially ) and some are like Somalia (more than that) . Most of the Indian have "over attitude sickness " and think India is next super power. When ever they find anti-India stuff they fill that page with face of India like , have xx Armies, xx Economy but don't mention it is the country having largest number of prostitutes and country having largest number of slum. In India you can piss or shit anywhere it like a open toilet and it is normal there.

Indians are infamous for being hypocrites and racist, they have killed many muslims,sikh,Nepalese origins in India. They claim Taj Mahal is a hindu temple ( in fact it was built by muslim king and not a Hindu temple) and Buddha was born in India ( Buddha was born in Nepal ) . They can be characterized as turds,ass hole . They are irritating,stubborn and have behavior of being "ME ME ME". India is solely responsible for dividing Pakistan and Bangladesh. Expansionism is they 1st point of their so called democracy ( hypocrisy ).

Indian guy after reading above fact,
Indian Guy: You are such a stupid guy, do you know india is ..
infos of India> and next superpower of the word, you guys are so jealous of our progress.

Guy that is not Indian: Fuck off jerk, its a waste talking to you.

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India - what is it?

A country named after a river in Pakistan.

Indian: Pakistan used to be a part of India.
Enlightened Pakistani: Actually, India IS just an extension of Pakistan. The whole "India" name is so 2,000 B.C. We're going to call ourselves Pakistanis now.

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What does "India" mean?

Another one of those Countries whose Government is waaay too focused on Industry, and its less-fortunate people suffer as a result. On a brighter note, at least its poor have souls - and in a way, that makes them the richest people in the land.

My Nike Shoes were made by Child Workers in India.

Some Indians claim that Hinduism is the world's oldest religion. That is not accurate - there were many religions before Hinduism, but they are not in practice today.

Hey? Can you pick me up an Indian Dinner in Waitrose?

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India - what does it mean?

India is a beautiful, smart, hilarious, witty person and they are the best friend you will ever have. If you find an India, hold onto her forever, India is special, she's not like anyone else, she's talented, unique and fit as hell! India is full of confidence and spirit which makes her a great person to be around. India has a passion for music and is a brilliant dancer.

India isn't just a country, it's also a name!

Look at that beautiful girl over there! She must be an India.

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India - meaning

A name for a beautiful girl. Fun to be around. Smart. Can be your best friend or your worst enemy. Is an angel until you piss her off then she'll become a devil. Loving. Loyal. Therapist. A become the best girlfriend and mother. If she ain't but your side you're crazy.

John: I was having a bad day.
Bobby: Well why aee you happy now.
John: I talked to India about it.

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India - definition

One of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. She can make your day better just by looking at you. She's one of the most beautiful girls you'll ever see, and seeing her smile makes you feel inside like you've been touched by an angel. She gives the best hugs in the world and if she gives you one, it will be an experience you will never forget. Even when she is annoyed with someone, she'll greet them with a smile everyday to try and make their day the best it can be. She might go through some emotionally or physically hard times, but she will always puts on a smile for the world to see. If you have a friend named India, cherish her, love her, and never let her go.

I saw India today! She is so pretty! I'm so lucky to be her friend!

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India - slang

Is a girl who is a complete nerd and keeps her head in books... She may seem nice at times but then she'll snap and go crazy! Beware of the India! Her book smart powers may kill you or injure you greatly!

Mom: Where's India?

Me: *In Robot Voice* I do not know

Mom: Weird

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Call centre capital of the world.

Person 1: I just got a call from some guy selling text messages!

Person 2: Where was he from?

Person 1: Sounded Indian to me...

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India is the world's largest, oldest, continuous civilization. Although modern images of India often show poverty and lack of development, India was the richest country on earth until the time of British invasion in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus was attracted by India's wealth.

Here are a few facts about this great country:
-India is the world's largest democracy.
-India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
-Grammar constitutes one of India's greatest contributions to Western philology.Panini, the Sanskrit grammarian, who lived between 750 and 500 BC, was the first to compose formal grammar through his Astadhyai.
-The World's first university was established in Takshashila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
-Sanskrit is the mother of all the European languages. Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software (Report in the Forbes magazine,July 1987)
-Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. Charaka, the father of medicine consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago. Today Ayurveda is fast regaining its rightful place in our civilization
-The art of Navigation was born in the river Sindh 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. The word navy is also derived from Sanskrit 'Nou'
-Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. Time taken by earth to orbit the sun: (5th century) 365.258756484 days.
-Varanasi, also known as Benares, was called "the ancient city" when Lord Buddha visited it in 500 B.C.E, and is the oldest, continuously inhabited city in the world today.
-India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
- The game of Chess,BeejGanit(known better by its Arabic name 'Algebra') are another contributions of India to the world.

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India is a country.

Women: What is India?
Man: Bitch, it's a country.

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