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What is semen?

Man chowder.

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Semen - what is it?

the creamy white stuff that when you bend over in the shower it gets shot in your ass

oh boy today james plugged my ass with semen i wont shit for weeks

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What does "semen" mean?

The white, sweet-and-sour fluid that shoots from the penis of a man.

Claire M's lover's semen was all over the bed after they were finished that night.

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Semen - what does it mean?

Fluid containing sperm.Translucent, sticky stuff which smells of ammonia or pine fresh.When ejaculated it is warm but soon turns cold and will dry quickly.

sprogspawn that smells

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Semen - meaning

white,hot,sticky yet yummy cum! composed of sperm cells which i often swallow during every intercourse!it is also a good source of vitamins and mineral which can make you look younger and attractive. best in making facial foam. it cures acne in 2 weeks

my boyfriend's cum is so delicious cuz it tasted like cherry fruit. i just love the scent!!!sometimes, i'm using it in my face to make it soft and supple.

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Semen - definition

cum, white sticky liquid that comes from the penis.

He jacked off so much, that he finally ejaculated semen all over himself

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Semen - slang

Semen is a part of a government plot to get rid of America's excess toothpaste and pine fresh by mixing them together, calling the mixture "semen", and spreading it over most of our consumer's food, primarily in school cafeterias. The result is a tasty lard/egg-white substitute, however, too much semen consumption (usually in males) may lead to a build-up in the excretory system (our kidneys, bladder, etc...) and may be ejaculated upon stimulation with pumping, pulling, rubbing, and other painful procedures.

The ejaculation of this "semen" is mandatory to remain healthy or side effects may occur, including but not limited to: loneliness, nerdiness, explosion in the urethrea, and/or constipation.

Why some females choose to consume the fluid is probably to clean their teeth (toothpaste) or freshen their breath (pine fresh)

Today I got rid of my excess semen because urban dictionary told me to

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Semen

scientific name for cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, etc. Actually the thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the cock when the male is suitably excited - but fluid and content are, unsurprisingly, often confused!

Tracy's ears would always prick up when she heard the word "semen", and her eyes gleamed whenever a man was as good as his word, and she had another chance to gulp down her favourite fast food.

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Semen

Penis pudding

There is semen blasting out of my penis!

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Semen

ejaculate from the male penis; tastes like egg whites mixed with saltwater.Loved by some, hated by others.

He rubbed his cock head between the folds of her vulva, then as she began to get wet, he pressed inward, entering with progressively longer strokes. After a few moments he ejaculated his semen into her vagina

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