Definder - what does the word mean?

What is carton?

based off A Tale of Two Cities; verb; to switch places with someone similar looking to you so that he can live and bang the woman you love and deserve while you die by guillotine. see getting screwed

to pull a sydney carton

i heard phil pulled a sydeny carton the other day. sucks to be him.

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carton - video


Carton - what is it?

Another word for a persons shithole. (my own word)

ly on your side i,m gonna stick it in your crap carton!

sally you've got me rockhard, let me stick it in your crap carton.

Did i ever tell you how much i love you...rr crap carton

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What does "carton" mean?

A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.

That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)

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Carton - what does it mean?

A cardboard container for dinking

Are you two % or skim carton

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Carton - meaning

car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality

1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.

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Carton - definition

A name for smaller than average jugs,tits, or boobs

Used instead of jugs becuase the chick has too small of tits to be have jugs they are instead cartons, which hold less milk than jugs

Only used to define chick's breasts...guys just have man-boobs not cartons

Guy #1: That asian has some nice cartons
Guy #2: Man, i love titties
Guy #1: (sigh) titties

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Carton - slang

also known as package, a man's "PIRVATE" area

dude, look how huge my package is

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Carton

australian, n, 1) a cardboard box of beer, usually consisting of 24 tinnies, stubbies, or bottles of beer.
2) a cardboard box of cigarrettes usually consisting of 10 packs of 20 cigarrettes each.

Its all happening mate. bring yer cartons.

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Carton

A cardboard 'case' containing 24 beer's.

"Let's get a carton and get 'maggot' watching the footy."

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Carton

A cardboard case containing 24 stubbie bottles of beer

Grab a carton of VB and let's watch the Pies cream the Crows

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