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What is 96?
The exact opposite of 69 usually takes place after a failed 69 in which the couple turn and face opposite of each thus 96
Guy 1:Damn
Guy 2:Whats wrong?
Guy 1:My wife and I did 96 last night
Guy 2:Oh that sucks
96 - meme gif
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96 - what is it?
(n) a position where two people lie alongside each other facing opposite directions with their heads resting comfortably between their partner's butt cheeks
After performing 69, many sexual partners like to turn their backs and relax in a comfy 96, but this is ill-advised after eating Mexican food. The results may be grimm.
What does "96" mean?
96 is a feeling. 96 is love. A story of true love.
96 is the best movie in the world.
96 - what does it mean?
when you sleep over a friend's house, and there is only one bed and you don't feel like sleeping on the floor. So you lay facing one direction, next to each other and your friend faces the opposite back to back, your feet next to your friends face, representing the number 96. It is very awkward.
Guy 1: So how was your sleepover at Derrick's house last night?
Guy 2: Horrible, he has a wood floor that I couldn't sleep on, so i had to sleep on his bed, with him in the 96 position.
Guy 1: damn...
96 - meaning
when two lovers pleasure each other's Sphinchters instead of their genitalia.
hey Laura, let's do the 96 tonight instead of 69 ok?
96 - definition
69 for the sexually dyslexic.
Jane and Jack are dyslexic, so they have 96 instead of 69.
96 - slang
Variation of 69;
Lay back-to-back with your heads at opposite ends of the bed and masturbate.
"Doing a 96 i have more control than doing 69 :D"
96
69 but backwards instead of giving each other oral pleasure u fart on each others heads.
Yo man that bitch 96'ed me so hard she left skid marks.
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Its like a 69 but the couple is mad at each other.
Jannis and Douglas were in a 96 last night, could have been because Douglas accidentally ran over the cat with the lawnmower.
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96 - noun
1. A SFW sexual position.
-Similar to 69, however 96 involves no actual sexual action. The bottom partner, or the “9,” (usually the taller partner) lays face down on the mattress, while the top partner, or the “6,” (usually the shorter of the two) lays on top of the “9”, resting their feet of the upper back of “9” and resting their head on their calves or heels. Once in position, both partners now drift off into state of contemplation. Popular topics include but are not limited to; “Are we alone in the universe?”, “What is the human condition?” and “Is there a god?” Among others. Some also try to converse, but seeing as the bottom partner is being slightly smothered, they aren’t doing much talking. Some couples do the 96 fully clothed, on the opposite end of the spectrum some do it fully naked, however, most prefer to do the 96 in their underwear, as to keep it intimate, but not sexual.
“Hey honey, I want to try something else tonight, mix it up.”
“Do you feel like having an existential crisis?”
“Sure! But how do we do that?”
“We do the 96.”
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“...but do you think it’s because they don’t want to contact us, or because they simply haven’t achieved a level of technology that high?”
“Mmmrrph. Hmm mmhhh.”
“Me too.”