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What is Schmidt on?
A person who goes out of their way to view exceedingly gross and disturbing online content.
He's such a Schmidt. He just send me a link to Tub Girl!
Schmidt on - video
Schmidt on - what is it?
(verb) To massively overreact to the truth, based on Google CEO Eric Schmidt's overreaction to CNET when they showed how much information Google could access by searching on his name. This male diva declared Google would not talk to CNET for a year.
Ashlee Simpson schmidted when a critic said she was a lousy singer.
What does "Schmidt on" mean?
1) Kairos terminology for Shit.
2) Bro Love
Dude... you da schmidt, bro
Schmidt on - what does it mean?
When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.
Schmidt on - meaning
The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.
Man, I was schmidtting so hard today when i was in a meeting with my boss
Schmidt on - definition
Taking a shit in a pool or any water but a toilet
Hey, you just schmidt in the pool.
Schmidt on - slang
An old lady who’s throat looks like a frog. She is so deaf you could literally chew talkis in her class. A Schmidt is someone who goes on and talks about a lesson and you wanna fall asleep in.
Did you see that Schmidt, she was our sub for science. The class was so boring because she was a Schmidt.
Schmidt on
a sweetness that knows no bounds. thoughtful, courteous and respectful. to qualify as a Schmidt one must be irresistably adorable.
My boyfriend is such a Schmidt! He brought me flowers for no reason.
Schmidt on
Definition: An occupational surname for "blacksmith" or "metalworker," from the German word "schmied." The German equivalent of the English surname SMITH.
Surname Origin: German
ALTERNATE Surname Spellings: SCHMID, SCHMITT, SCHMITZ
That's so Schmidt.
Schmidt on
Someone who should never be underestimated.
"Don't underestimate her, she's a Schmidt"